Derek Elkins

Where to find Derek Elkins online

Where to buy in print

Books

All Fall Down
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,840. Language: American English. Published: February 25, 2017 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Christian » Contemporary
After years of deception have finally caught up with Ray, he takes his family to the woods to end it all. But someone or something has other plans.
The Wacky Misadventures of Eddie: the Guy with the PhD in Philosophy
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,370. Language: American English. Published: July 9, 2016 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A guy named Eddie, who has a PhD in Philosophy finds out that his degree is really good at getting him fired at regular jobs.
Terror on the Toilet: Horror and Humor Whilst About Your Business
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 53,370. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2014 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - multi-author
Have you ever wondered what lurks in the deep, dark, abyss? No, we aren't talking about your toilet (hopefully)! We're talking about the human soul, the deepest part of the pit of hell, or the dead eyes of the local zombie. We're talking about the face looking back at you in the mirror, the seductive appeal of secret knowledge, and pleasure at any cost--even your life, or the lives of others.
A Novel Romance Novel
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 53,920. Language: American English. Published: October 14, 2014 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
She had looks, money and passion...but was it enough to gain his love?
If That's What Makes You Happy
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,740. Language: American English. Published: April 30, 2014 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Christian » Short stories
Happiness seems to be the goal of this new generation, but is that goal everything it appears to be?
Pain
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,320. Language: American English. Published: January 28, 2014 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Christian » Short stories
PAIN...In some lives it's the only thing that matters. Regina is immersed in a cocoon of pain. The teasing of your classmates, the uselessness of her life leaves her numb and in search of pain as the only legitimate feeling. She is alone and spiraling toward disaster until hope steps in.
The Tallest Tale
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 11,800. Language: American English. Published: December 12, 2013 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Prairie Dog Pete was the rootinest, tootinest, shaking his bootinest cowpoke in the whole Wide West. He could leg wrestle a cougar with his bare hands, square dance with a pack of grizzlies from sunup to sundown, and drink a cup of sarsaparilla standing on his head while leg wrestling a cougar and square dancing with a grizzly.
An Introduction to Shadow
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 80,880. Language: American English. Published: November 7, 2013 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Horror » Ghost
The door between our world and shadow has been opened. When he is saved at the last moment from a monstrous attack, Malcolm, a homeless teenager, follows his savior into a foreign, new world of soldiers and monsters, of masters and mad men, where good and evil clash over the fate of the world.
A Force of No Equal
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,080. Language: American English. Published: September 6, 2013 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Horror » General
Three waves decimated the earth. In the First Wave: Snow Day, they came with the snow to destroy as many of us as possible. During the Second Wave: A Trip to the Zoo, they took over our government, our armies and our own bodies. And finally, in the Final Wave: A Hike in the Mountains, one of the last members of the human race tries to run for a place to hide and wait out the invasion.
City on the Edge of Tomorrow
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,580. Language: American English. Published: August 4, 2013 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
An autistic boy is taken in the middle of the night by something made from blackness that drags him into the attic and through a portal to a different world. His father is not two steps behind, struggling through an alien landscape where every thought, every whim can be turned into reality. As he searches desperately for his son, he faces an enemy intent on stopping him no matter the cost.
Among Wolves
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,200. Language: American English. Published: July 23, 2013 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
Beneath the surface, the wolf roams. Among Wolves by Derek Elkins
Deranged Love
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 20,790. Language: American English. Published: June 28, 2013 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Romance » Fantasy
Love is a many splendored thing. It's big and splendored and covered with warts and all kinds of stuff, like emotions and big fluffy hair, like the kind you saw in the Eighties or whatever. For a single price, you get not one, not two but four stories about this crazy little thing called Love.
The Driving Dead
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,910. Language: American English. Published: May 2, 2013 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What's worse than an infestation of zombies? How about zombies who can drive...
Second Wave: A Trip to the Zoo
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,030. Language: American English. Published: April 24, 2013 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
With the first wave, they took out a third of the human population. With the second wave, they make us take out the rest.
First Wave: Snow Day
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,050. Language: American English. Published: March 21, 2013 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
They came with the snow. They came for us. Roger, left alone in the middle of a blizzard, thought he had a leisurely day off of work. He had no idea he'd be spending the day fighting for his life against the things that came with the snow. The first wave was meant to weed us out.
HRAs
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,770. Language: American English. Published: February 19, 2013 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bright, circling lights are seen in the skies around Farnoth. Could this be an encounter of some supernatural or otherworldly kind?
A Very Merry Cliche for Christmas
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,290. Language: American English. Published: December 13, 2012 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
This is parody of all the holly, jolly Crhristmas movies shown with gross regularity on the Hallmark Channel at this time of year.
Detective Story
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,400. Language: American English. Published: November 25, 2012 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A parody of detective stories with the requisite damsel in distress, double crosses and confusion.
How To Take Over the World and Enslave Mankind Using Common Household Items, Book One: Your Own Personal Undead Army
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,300. Language: American English. Published: October 17, 2012 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Just in time for Halloween, a guide to raising your own personal undead army using common items found in your own home...or nearby.
Bedlam’s Door
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,880. Language: American English. Published: September 20, 2012 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Having built a time machine, a scientist travels to a distant future where religion has been eradicated and men of science rule.
Three Conversations
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,810. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2012 by Bard and Book. Categories: Plays » Religious & Liturgical
Three conversations in a restaurant between three separate groups of people all about the same topic.
Amish Love Story
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,010. Language: English. Published: June 5, 2012 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
You know what I see when I check out Christian fiction at my local Christian book store? Row after row of Amish romance novels. This is a parody of them.
The Trouble with Bricks
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,650. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2012 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Suzie Phipps and her brother Cleotus are in a world of trouble. Actually, they’re in an alternate-reality, Alice-in-Wonderland-on-steroids world of trouble.
The 2012 Collected Works Of Derek Elkins
Price: $19.95 USD. Words: 88,350. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2012 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » General
Constantly updated throughout 2012 by Bard and Book Publishing, this collection of Derek Elkins' witty and insightful short stories and commentary is sure to delight.
Layover
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,720. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2012 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Christian » Short stories
What happens when a Christian and an Atheist wash up on a deserted island? Can they stomach each other enough to learn to survive together? Or will their differences doom them both?

Derek Elkins' tag cloud

adventure    alien    alien invasion    alien monster    amish    anthologies    anthology    apocalypse    apologetic    apologetics    arguments    atheist    autism    beliefs    bizarre    chance    christian    christmas    comedy    crazy    creature    cryptid    cutting    darkness    debate    deliverance    derek elkins    despair    dystopia    epic    faith    family    fantasy    father    fiction    fiction action adventure    forgiveness    funny    graphic    greatest goal    grinch    halloween    happiness    hope    hopeless    horror    horror humor zombies apocalypse graphic    humanism    humor    intelligence    invasion    light    love    love story    measning of life    mind    miracle    mocking    monster    monsters    numb    pain    paranormal    parody    philosophy    possiblility    quest    romance    romantic comedy    satire    sci fi    science    science fiction    scifi    son    stranded    suicide    supernatural    surreal    survival    suspense    tale    tall    teen    teen fantasy    thriller    time    time travel    truth    twilight    ufo    weird    western    wolf    zombies