S Anders was the first person to swim the English Channel both upside down and backwards. Miraculously no-one drowned and two world records were set in a weekend. Please do not attempt to break these records yourself unless you have mastered the nearly impossible art of breathing through your ears.
Bridely Weddinguff probably isn't a real name seeing as I just made it up myself but it wouldn't surprise me if it was. Especially the name Bridely which is a lot less unbelievable or stupid than a lot of girls names you hear these days and also has the word bride in it.