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Location: United States

Member Since: May 06, 2013

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Brian Henley

Biography

Brian is a Marine veteran haunted by war and embarrassing things he did in junior high. Seriously when he remembers some of the junior high stuff he coughs in the shower it's so humiliating.

Where to find Brian Henley online

Website: http://www.newgoldtooth.com/category/funny-articles/beer-school/

Books

The Rules of Anime Combat by Brian Henley

Price: Free! Words: 300. Language: English. Published: January 6, 2014. Categories: Essay » Sociology

(5.00 from 2 reviews)

Every year thousands of lives are lost when people do battle with Japanese cartoon characters unprepared. Don't become a statistic! Read this quick, handy guide to the unique laws that govern anime combat, and victory can be yours. Free, but potentially priceless.

Dirtbag by Brian Henley

Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 12,620. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction

A disgraced Marine veteran finds work in the California high desert as a generator repairman. He also finds plenty of drugs, degrading sex, and zombies. The heartwarming tale of a despicable man on a quest to sink ever lower. Truly inspirational, provided you're a horrible human being.

Space Marines! by Brian Henley

Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,310. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Military

Pure, unmitigated, unapologetic space action with a wicked sense of humor. Join a wise-cracking Space Marine and his crew of sarcastic malcontents as they brave lethal peril, savor their adolescent snottiness, and gloriously murder strangers. Roar!

Short Stories Based on Rock Songs #6 by Brian Henley

Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,300. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary

Ever hear a song and make up a story to go with it? Based on Lou Reed's "Perfect Day".

Short Stories Based on Rock Songs #2 by Brian Henley

Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,110. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action

A short story inspired by David Bowie's song "Space Oddity"

Short Stories Based on Rock Songs #1 by Brian Henley

Price: Free! Words: 3,140. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action

A short story inspired by the Beatles' song "Rocky Raccoon".

Brian Henley's tag cloud

action addiction adventure anime awesomeness cartoons dark comedy dissipation generator repair horror action humor marine corps marines nasa rock music satire science fiction short story space travel substance abuse usmc western adventure young love zombie zombies

Smashwords book reviews by Brian Henley

Heaven Below Us on Aug. 02, 2013

This is easily the best short story I've read on Smashwords, and the best short story I've read anywhere for weeks. The apocalyptic scenario is compelling, but it's the character's responses that are the most fascinating. I'll be seeking out this author's other work.