Jan Tailor is a recluse living in the bowels of Shaughnessy an affluent neighbourhood of Vancouver where the Crème del Crème live therefore there is no need for public transit to run through Shaughnessy. Jan is certain that there has already been a zombie apocalypse because zombies are creatures that do not think and eat the brains of those that do. To Jan it is very apparent this has been happening in society since Bush II’s first term. Jan tries to avoid society. Jan believe that society could be helped if it took some mushrooms but Jan has never been able to grow enough – Jan is a bit of a pig, rarely having enough for anyone else. So Jan tries to defend consciousness by writing. It has been said by a fool that the pen is mightier than the sword, Jan is a fool. The act of writing has nearly caused Jan to lose the plot and kill an editor. Jan insanity stem from dyslexia, the inability to incorporate English’s irrationalism from thought into writing. Jan believes there is some symmetry in being a dyslexic writer and being a Canucks fan.
The sentence Jan live by is: Searching for the strong argument in the instant of instinct.
Jan hobby is fishing and one of the few things Jan will rise during the day for.
Jan’s photo is of an orca off of Spanish Bank in Vancouver Harbour. The whales (87 of them) spoiled the fishing that day but reminded Jan people are natural too.
Riparian Station is an acid trip away from a universe ordered by God into the recesses of nihilism finding a surf film, good fishing, and meaning in being a one of in a chaotic universe rather than step in a cycle.
Warning: read the full descriptions before downloading. Riparian Station’s proses are unapologetically ugly and truthful to the dyslexia of the author's ability.
Published: November 6, 2013.
Fiction » Erotica » General
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Life's A Beach
on Aug. 28, 2012
Not what I expected and it made me smile.
Life's A Beach
on Aug. 28, 2012
Not what I expected in a good way and it made me smile.
It Takes All Three- A Bobby Stoner Adventure
on Nov. 12, 2012
Truly a pot head’s tail with many tangential antidotes to keep the straight line plot of smoking pot entertaining. Oh, if you don’t have a screen use a few pebbles.
In the Midst of a Predator - A Very Short Story
on Dec. 01, 2012
I found the build up of suspense in ‘In the Midst of a Predator’ great, there was a real feeling evil was going to happen. The writing was good. However, the antagonist’s character was not fleshed out enough for me to believe he would act in the way he did to cause the climatic event of this story which took away from an otherwise good story.