Bill Cornwell


I am Human - I am told, live on planet Earth and own a Dyson vacuum cleaner although I point blank refuse to buy my wife one of those Karcher window cleaners. I think I'm getting old because I own a Honda and have recently bought one of those things from Aldi that removes hair from nostrils and ears. Why do I write? The same reasons why I breath, eat and sleep - because I want to and because I have to, to keep my brain functioning. Not that I breath, eat and sleep in any way perfectly, commendably and stupendously - as is probably not my writing. Oh I do put myself down!

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Kingdom of Queens
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 48,590. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Children’s books » Legends, Myths, Fables / General
Grandpa has a pressing story to tell his twin granddaughters, but it is real or imaginary? He tells of an ancient Kingdom deep within the Patagonian ice fields, which is completely inaccessible and hidden from the rest of the world. This is as intended as it happens to be the home of all the surviving dragons.
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 96,450. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Alternative history
Two perfect people, Caban and Keeva, saved from a doomed world, have a very important job to do. 300 million years later absolutely everything rests squarely on their shoulders. It may well involve unimaginable sacrifices and dangers beyond imagination but to refuse the request of an alien, who looks like Caban’s father, is simply bad manners. Caban and Keeva incidentally are Adam and Eve.
The Fruits Of Bohemia
Price: Free! Words: 60,600. Language: English. Published: June 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth, Fiction » Romance » Action/adventure
Sheridan Banner has a remarkably gift – a gift of perception to rival all who have preceded him. However, his unique abilities are perceived by others as little more than an irritation… until, one day, an abrupt stranger happens to call – the stranger’s name is Mark Watson. His father has disappeared along with eighteen other people. Amongst these eighteen people is Sheridan’s natural father.
Return to Wardate
You set the price! Words: 80,500. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Madeline Bull returns in this final instalment. This time Madeline faces her biggest challenges yet. The world is purposely charged with hatred and a new world war is on the horizon. Enter Madeline to thwart the dissenters and calm the world but there are far, far deeper concerns. For other reasons, the world is on the brink of obliteration, genocide is looming.
The Residents of Wardate
Price: Free! Words: 112,100. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
Poppy Cock is a charismatic News correspondent who suffers horrific burns from a callous incident whilst on an assignment. Although the autonomous android Madeline Bull is truly ground breaking, there are insurmountable problems. The solution; four brilliant scientists decide to interface Poppy Cock’s disfigured body to their automaton.

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