Bill Orton


Bill Orton is a writer and political aide, living in southern California.

Smashwords Interview

Who is "Lambchop?"
"Lambchop Battles the Sexist Pigs" is my fourth book featuring the character of Lori L Lewis, an athlete and soldier who has no period after that middle letter.

Lori's Mother loved the hand-puppet known as Lambchop, and wanted that word to be Lori's middle name. The Father could not accept that his daughter's birth certificate have that word Lambchop for a middle name. The parents did agree to simply use the letter L as Lori's middle name.

In book one, Lori mentions the word twice, including to protect her treasured sock puppet.

In book two, a US Army Captain who defends Lori against life imprisonment after a Congressman tried to rape her, the lawyer asked about her name. Lori asked her about hers.

In book three, that same lawyer is ready to prosecute that Congressman, but only confirms that she's talking with Lori by asking, "What's your middle name?"

Now, book four puts Lori front and center, to battle the pig who violently attacked her repeatedly.
So what's going on in the White House?
Hate wins. The new President is Dick Bomber, whose campaign and Inaugural are marked by his two words -- "Boom Baby!" Staff women wear red-white-&-blue cocktail dresses and must be ready to dance and "ring the bells" for the President. The right-hand man -- Dante S. Inferno -- is the Chief of Big Ideas, and walks the heroes through the gates of Hell, where once the White House felt like Heaven. Also featuring Filippe, the eye-candy of the "White Again House," a place where guests get drunk, smoke reefer, or carry the agony of the nation's winter of discontent.
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Where to find Bill Orton online


Lambchop Battles the Sexist Pigs -- Love and Hate in America
Series: Lambchop, (2016). Price: Free! Words: 13,390. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Romance » General, Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Lesbian
What happens if hate elects the next President? Does the White House still feel like Heaven? Ask two married women who must march across what now is called the "White Again House" to find out. Meet the disgusting new President, Dick Bomber, and see that America now faces a winter of discontent and a blizzard of sorrow. First Chapters! FREE! Complete book? NEXT YEAR.
Get Back on Joe Biden's Horse... A Novel of Money, War & Politics
Series: Lambchop, (2015). Price: Free! Words: 82,750. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Army sergeant Lori Lewis and stripper December Carrera find their marriage dragged into the culture wars of the 2016 presidential election. The hits take center stage when it's discovered December is pregnant. So Lori's best friend, Larry, rides to the rescue... on a chestnut mare, named Carrot Cake. FEATURES... Joe Biden, Barack Obama, Bill & Hillary, Nixon's Ghost, and Lucy the Dancing Unicor
Dreams of a Lottery Winner
Series: Lambchop, (2014). Price: Free! Words: 80,180. Language: American English. Published: March 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Lesbian
Set against the anger and greed of the Bush/Obama era, the characters of this novel must overcome fear's paralyzing grip. Olympic champion Lori Lewis rejoins the army, but must fight an invisible war, after a sexual assault. Her lover must overcome fear, to defeat a violent stalker ex-boyfriend. Back home, Lori's best friend, Larry, faces his own fear of people to become an unlikely politician.
Hope For Change... But Settle for a Bailout
Series: Lambchop, (2012). Price: Free! Words: 101,670. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica
Are times so hard in America that everyone just wants a bailout? Larry wins the lottery, posing the question: Does it change you? This absurd novel speaks to the gap between rich and poor, the collapse of the financial system, and is wrapped in a lesbian love story, a tale of the London Olympics, and how one retains honor and dignity in hard times.
Lilac's Book: Random Advice & Hippy Values, for Ages 12 to Adult
Price: Free! Words: 10,710. Language: English. Published: February 29, 2012. Categories: Essay » Literature, Nonfiction » Philosophy » New age philosophy
Written by a father as a gift for his daughter, topics are in random order and range from "Hope" and "Tomatoes" to "Drugs," "Sex," "Relationships," and "Religion." Includes extensive reader comments and links to the author and website for the online version of the book.

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