Professor Philo T.


Professor Philo T is an alias used by the author mainly because it's more sophisticated and worldly sounding than his given name. Not to mention it eliminates his having to field uncomfortable questions, and enduring long, baleful stares from his co-workers at his real job, many of who aren't lucky enough to be published authors. When not painstakingly counting the many years left until he's eligible to retire from his current career in law enforcement, the author is a longtime studier of the martial arts, the occult, old movies, prolonging death for as long as possible, and anything else he deems as "really cool." The author currently lives in Upstate New York with his drop-dead-gorgeous wife Nicole, and Bailey, the yorkie terrier who saw fit to adopt them as his human parents.

Smashwords Interview

What do you read for pleasure?
. I read everything I can, but my own personal favorites are books and articles on finance, biographies, horror, metaphysics, the occult, and Ring Magazine. I also try to keep up with current events, politics, and the "American Scene" by reading MAD Magazine......I can think of no better way to rub elbows with the rest of the populace.
What is your e-reading device of choice?
I have to confess I read much more printed books than e-books. I guess I'm from the old school where I like to turn pages of actual paper, rather than use a Kindle or other device. As an added bonus there's also no danger of electric shock should I accidently drop the damn thing in the bathtub.
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Where to find Professor Philo T. online


Making Death Your Bitch
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 23,670. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » New Age » Spiritualism
This unique, cutting-edge book is designed to take the fear and dread out of death. It opens with some side-splitting ways of how folks have departed over the years, showing that even in death there's always someone worse off than you. Than we go into easy, inexpensive, and highly effective methods of spirit contact that will have you communicating with the dead as well or better than any medium.
More Hardcore Humor
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,230. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is the long awaited sequel to my side-splitting classic, "HARDCORE HUMOR." Once again I scoured the Earth for the absolute best in gonad-rattling insults and adult humor specifically crafted to shock and offend, but most importantly leave you laughing till you vomit . Nothing is diluted. Nothing is cheapened. Nothing is sacred. Let the fun and hilarity begin.
Vampire Bikers Part 1: Death Ride
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,650. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead
They were a fun loving biker gang of four hard hitting, hard riding rebels, who didn't ask for much out of life except an ample supply of beer, sex, and the joy and freedom of being in the wind, After an innocent, but tragic mistake occurs, awakening a long dormant, but evil supernatural force, they find their toughest road ahead of them. A ride through Hell itself. Is it a curse or a blessing?
Hardcore Humor.....Your Phd In Dirty Jokes & Kickass Insults
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,700. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If you love dirty, offensive, disgusting, and obscene humor, this is your kind of book. I personally and meticulously sifted through thousands upon thousands of the most rib rattling collection of dirty jokes and gonad shattering insults ever created and put in only the absolute best of the best. If it didn't have me literally rolling on the floor it wasn't used. There's no fillers here. ENJOY!

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