Little Red Whore Hood
by Burns Well
This book is a parody of Little Red Riding Hood. It might make you laugh, and it will probably make you vomit. If you're a little bitch who throws temper tantrums when your weak grip on reality gets a good shake, or if fiction gets you flustered, then I'm afraid you're too much of a pussy to be allowed to read this book. So please save your money, buy a dildo, and go fuck yourself.