While she's not freelance stripping, Callie Rings writes erotic comedies for the discerning reader, tickling the funny bone at the same time as the clitoris/other erogenous zone of choice. Collect them all, and please throw her a few dollars, but don't make eye contact or it'll be weird.
After an impressive jazz recital, mysterious arts benefactor Carlson Forge wants to show his appreciation - sexually. But the talented young lady he invites to his yacht has made a promise to keep her vagina pure and untouched. Will he take her up on her anal counter-offer?
Fuck-session meets firefight when a chance encounter at a Caribbean resort ends up back at Javier's villa - which an evil Cartel has surrounded, waiting for retribution. Can the sun-bronzed couple reach climax before they're executed by the Colombians?