Caris O'Malley


My name is Caris O’Malley. I like to watch bad horror movies, and, occasionally, I write. My first book, The Egg Said Nothing, was published by Eraserhead Press in the 2010. You should probably buy it.

I can be reached at carisomalley (at)

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The Egg Said Nothing
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 24,440. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Manny wakes up one day with an egg between his legs. He's not sure how it got there. But it has something to do with his love life, the future of the nation, and shovels. Lots of shovels.

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