Neil McFarlane

Books

Buster the Superdog Saves the Doggone World! (Me Tawk Funny 4)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 27,700. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2022. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Adventure & Adventurers, Nonfiction » Children's Books » Humor / General
The fourth and final installment in the Me Tawk Funny series. Buster and Hector face a new enemy in their final adventure together.
Me Tawk Funny Too (Me Tawk Funny: Book Three)
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 11,160. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2022. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Adventure & Adventurers, Fiction » Children’s books » Animals » Pets & domestic animals
Hector and Buster - and Geranium - are back in their biggest and most exciting adventure yet! With the help of Geranium, the next-door neighbor's cat, Hector must once again use his chemistry skills to defeat the evil super-villain Professor Evil. But can Hector develop the new formula in time?
Buster the Talking Dog (Me Tawk Funny, Book 2)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,690. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2022. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Adventure & Adventurers, Fiction » Children’s books » Animals » Pets & domestic animals
After his earlier adventure, Hector Dumble is determined to get his dog, Buster, talking again. So he sets up a laboratory in his bedroom and starts mixing, boiling, evaporating, condensing... Unfortunately, things don't quite go according to plan.
When You Were a Shark (and Other Yarns and Briny Critters)
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 19,270. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2022. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals » Marine creatures (general), Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
When You Were a Shark is a collection of educational and entertaining stories designed for parents to read to/with children aged five to infinity! In each story, your child will have a great time being the main character who changes into and lives the life of a sea creature for a day.
Tiny the Frightened Acorn
Price: Free! Words: 2,160. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables, Fiction » Children’s books » Animals » Squirrels
An illustrated story for children aged 3 to 6 Tiny the acorn feels small and afraid in a big, scary world. The thing she fears most are the squirrels who roam the meadow where she lives. One day, her worst nightmare comes true - a squirrel spots her hiding in the long grass! Things look bad. But then Tiny has an idea . . .
Quite Possibly Without Doubt the Best Story Book in the World Ever, Maybe: The First Four Stories
Price: Free! Words: 8,030. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
* Can the two strangers save the captured grasshopper children from the monster in the woods? * Can Derek the Disco Roman ever learn to dance disco like disco should be danced? * Will Captain Slinky the parrotless pirate find a parrot so that all the other pirates stop poking fun at him? * Can the bees use their submarine to rescue the Queen from the underwater frog castle? Four bedtime stories.
Kung Fu Grasshoppers
Price: Free! Words: 2,660. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals » Insects (except lepidopterans), spiders, etc., Fiction » Fairy tales
(5.00 from 1 review)
A short story about Kung-Fu-fighting grasshoppers, suitable for children aged 4 to 7.
The Submarine Full of Bees
Price: Free! Words: 2,890. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
A Bedtime Story With Added Buzz In this humorous and wildly imaginative read-aloud bedtime tale, the listener hears about a submarine expedition he/she embarked upon earlier that day to explore the uncharted depths of a muddy puddle.
The Bramble Patch of Katmandoodoo
Price: Free! Words: 3,490. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
A 2nd-person, read-aloud bedtime story where the listener is the star! Onions make sandwiches tangy, so [insert the name of your child] goes off to the woods in search of the only onion in the world. But in the great Bramble Patch of Katmandoodoo lurk the dreaded Flinty-eyed Ninjas of Razzamatazz ...
Pssst!
Price: Free! Words: 2,750. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories, Fiction » Children’s books » Animals » Mice, rats, & other rodents
Pssst! Do you remember when you were a rat? What's that? You've forgotten all about it? OK, let me tell you what happened ... A 2nd-person, read-aloud bedtime tale for kids aged 4 to infinity.
When You Were a Dinosaur (and Other Tales and Mighty Beasts)
Price: Free! Words: 17,230. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals / Dinosaurs & Prehistoric Creatures, Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
When You Were a Dinosaur is a collection of educational and entertaining stories designed for parents to read to/with children aged five to infinity! In each story, your child will have a great time being the main character who changes into and lives the life of a mighty creature for a day.
A Month of Bedtime Stories: Thirty-one Bite-sized Tales of Wackiness and Wonder for the Retiring Child
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 65,260. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
Treat your child to A Month of Bedtime Stories! This collection of wacky bedtime stories places your child at the centre of each crazy adventure by making him/her the central character. Contains heavy doses of humour which can be enjoyed by parent and child alike, and has a whopping thirty-one stories to last a whole month.
Superbunny and the Peas of Doom
Price: Free! Words: 3,140. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories, Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
This is a "read aloud" story for parents to read to/with children aged 5 to 11. The star of the story is "you" (i.e. your child) and the story contains lots of humour which can be enjoyed by adult and child alike. In "Superbunny and the Peas of Doom", you fall down a rabbit hole and meet mild-mannered Clara Kent, who turns out to be more than she seems...
Me Tawk Funny
Price: Free! Words: 6,030. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Children’s books » Animals » Pets & domestic animals
Hector Dumble thinks he's dumb. When his dog Buster starts talking to him, Hector begins to think he's crazy too. Things become even stranger when Hector learns that his teacher Mr Weazel has a secret identity. How will Hector handle having a dog that can talk and a teacher who wants to take over the world? Find out in this shaggy dog story for kids aged 6 to 13.
A Month of Bedtime Stories: The First Five Stories
Price: Free! Words: 11,320. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories, Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
The first five stories of the highly praised collection, "A Month of Bedtime Stories". Children will love being the main character and hearing about the adventures they had earlier in the day. ("You don't remember? It must have been that bonk on the head that made you forget!") Parents too will enjoy the humor and imagination of this book of immersive, read-aloud bedtime tales.
Pathetic Sick Sniffy Pants
Price: Free! Words: 4,260. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Legends, Myths, Fables / Arthurian, Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates
A 2nd-person, read-aloud, perfect-length bedtime tale suitable for kids aged 4 to infinity. [Insert the name of your child] travels back in time to Camelot and has some amazing - and rather odd - adventures.

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