Hurry Huchimp Be Bonobo Like
by C.J. Cronin
We have an angel on each shoulder. On the one we have the warlike, patriarchal common chimp, and on the other we have the matriarchal, gentle and sexy bonobo. As utter disaster in the form of global warming hurries our way, we, the only flexible chimp, had better decide which chimp it is better to be.