C.J. Lanet


Chris J. Lanet --- I was born in New York City, USA, and schooled on the streets. Sprinkled with enough formal education and money, I indulged many fantasies. I did it all: tycoon, prizefighter, gambler, pirate, Inventor, pilot, gangster. There’s nothing I haven’t try, at least once. My diaries and recollections if ever published would cause many, currently prominent industrialists to blush. I know the secrets, the dirt, and all the noise. I’m not a show and tell guy, so you’ll never hear it. Instead, I write and paint. First published in 1976, I established a following to lay bare psychic elements of human nature. As a painter, I interpreted the components of intrigue, fantasies, historical perspectives and futuristic absurdities.
"Magic happens only when you make it happen."


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Dr. Sperm
Price: $1.69 USD. Words: 47,950. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Cozy
Written like a screenplay and flows with the dynamics of a personal diary, DR. SPERM is a first-hand account of what could happen if the lowly human sperm lost its power.
Mermaid Conspiracy
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,930. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Are mermaids for real? The government thinks so, while the public is mesmerized with misinformation. MERMAID CONSPIRACY is an honest attempt to tell the truth within a body of fiction.
Derek Jeter... Inside and Outside the Box
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 41,980. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
Usually a baseball player's life story is overwhelmed with statistics and rarely goes beyond the popular caricature. Using untapped sources and the other kind, DEREK JETER... Inside and Outside the Box shows how the all-star and New York Yankee icon was created and the circumstances behind his good fortune and current change of luck. What's next happens for the fading athlete?
Lost Diaries of Barbara Allen
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 84,150. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Sex & Relationships  » Sex & culture
It's said only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time. Well, I made time. Had too 'cause I never wanted to forget. I kept it up for 74 years and now it's time to burn it. ...with 39 pictures
XXXIV Sex Chronicles - The Box
Price: $4.00 USD. Words: 1,280. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
The ultimate contraption to condition a young mind into believing that only the keeper knows best. Sex in a box was not the objective, so what was the motive?
The Paradise Wrestling Club - First Season: Ten Part Series
Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 37,880. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Sex & Relationships  » Sexual behavior, Screenplays » Comedy
From a modest gym to running a beer and chowder joint in Hyannis, Stew Mulligan doesn't know to shit or go blind. What can go wrong when you combine sex, scoundrels, scuffers and strawberries?
Confessions of a Grasshopper
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 23,050. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2012. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Family
An audacious kidnapping, a high-speed chase and dramatic rescue are well-traveled features of a run-of-the-mill screenplay, except that the kidnappee and the Grassalot colony are humanoid size, talking grasshoppers; the "hoppernappers" are a raunchy bunch of college kids; and the high speed chase stretches from New Mexico to New York City.
Bullies Never Grow Up
Price: Free! Words: 5,310. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Education & Study Guides » Aims & objectives
"Bullies Never Grow Up" is required telling for children 5 to 12 years of ago. Without a doubt, bullying is a national episodic that warrants immediate proactive attention. Consider the ideas expressed in the conclusion of the story to determine what can be gone to address the problem.
XXXIV Sex Chronicles - Her Second Lick
Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 3,440. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Sex & Relationships  » Sexual behavior
THE TRUE STORY BEHIND THE COVER (The Virgin Hot Dog). Recently, I was in Asbury Park, New Jersey, at the Pinball Museum on the 'broadwalk' and saw THE HOT DOG POSTER. It was the same image I remembered from 1949 - the summer of my youth. Allow me to share a brief encounter when I answered the big question and lost my innocence.
Catcher McCall ... Outsider
Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 134,240. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Learn the truth about 9/11, war on terrorism, picking the president and what's really going on in the USA. Catcher-McCall .. Outsider is your proxy and by following his trials and tribulations, the new reality finally has a face. Painted as a political drama, Catcher's only agenda is to find happiness with the woman he left behind in Afghanistan.
Notable Quotes of Catcher McCall
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 20,450. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Historical » General
The quotes entitled "Medal of Honor" and "Presidential Candidate of the United States" are from Part Two: Catcher McCall - Respect and Betrayal.
Who's Catcher McCall?
You set the price! Words: 1,600. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Political, Essay » Political
(2.00 from 1 review)
"I became a hero by mistake. My desire was to be an honest coward like everyone else. Yet, I argued with the gods of power and influence and stirred up evil. And learned - the difference between a hero and a coward is not what you think, but what you do about it. I have no desire to save the world or defend the rights of others; merely my intent is to be invisible and pick my causes."
Council Nine
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 76,710. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
Fatima Halili only wanted to embrace a just and fulfilling life with her husband and three children. Events conspired to destroy it all until nothing was left except lost dreams and faded memories. Follow her quest to find the meanings of loneliness and despair by seek justice with revenge.
Eleventh Commandment
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 101,280. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
Faking the second coming of Jesus Christ gave humanity the Eleventh Commandment. First installment of a trilogy that traced the origin of the long-lost Hebrew text and its implications with a secret agreement between the United States and extraterrestrials.
Geezer Weezer
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 143,800. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Family sagas, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Weezer is 7 years old and Geezer is the ex-con, grandfather. Together they are arrested as terrorist against the United States. From events to circumstances, at each juncture concessions are made, compromises reluctantly taken until greed, corruption and fear rules their fate. The idea behind the book cover: Geezer Weezer must perform the perfect balancing act to ensure survival.

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