James Warwood

Biography

There are some kids who can do all the actions, sing all the words, smile for the camera, read every book and write their name backwards. And there are some kids who spend most of their time staring off into space. James Warwood was a star-gazer.

Twenty years later and James still spends most of his adult life day-dreaming, only now his day-dreams become children's stories.

Birthday: 20th July
Favourite Colour: Blue
Favourite Animal: Squirrels
Hobbies: Running, playing bass guitar, watching F1, and drawing silly cartoons (though not all at once)

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Books

The Boy Who Stole One Million Socks
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 35,510. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals, Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
Join Seaweed as he discovers that indoctrination isn't so bad. Sure, joining the Carrot Bandits and stealing one millions socks is probably wrong but he is finally making a real difference. Someone has to stop the Mayor from building his unsafe and unnecessary Nuclear Power Station. But blowing up the entire town in a catastrophic nuclear explosion would be a step too far, wouldn't it?
49 Excuses for Not Eating Your Vegetables
Series: 49..., Book 8. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,980. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Humor / Comic Strips & Cartoons, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Do you HATE eating your vegetables? . . . Are your parents constantly hiding yucky green stuff in your dinner? . . . Have your Taste Buds threatened to go on strike? . . . Then here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not eating your veggies! With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you’re guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.
49 Excuses for Being Really Late
Series: 49..., Book 7. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,860. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Humor / Comic Strips & Cartoons, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Overslept?... Is your alarm clock bleeping at you disapprovingly?... Can't think of anything to say when asked the question 'why are you late'?... Here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for being really late! With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you’re guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.
49 Excuses for Staying Up Past Your Bedtime
Series: 49..., Book 6. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,400. Language: English. Published: June 2, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Comics & Graphic Novels / General, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Can you hear footsteps getting closer and closer to your bedroom door? . . . Does the clock say one minute to bedtime? . . . Are you definitely NOT tired yet? . . . With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you’re guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.
49 Excuses for Skipping Gym Class
Series: 49..., Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,590. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Comics & Graphic Novels / General, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Is Gym Class on the timetable this week?... Tired of all the mindless exercise?… Don’t like wearing those shorts?... Here's 49 (extremely silly) excuses for skipping gym class. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.
49 Questions to Annoy Your Parents
Series: 49..., Book 4. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,930. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment, Nonfiction » Children's Books » Comics & Graphic Novels / General
Are you bored?... Parents getting on your nerves… again?... Need some verbal ammunition?… Here's 49 (extremely silly) questions to annoy your parents. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.
49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework
Series: 49..., Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,640. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Humor / Comic Strips & Cartoons, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Forgotten to do your homework?... Heart pounding in your chest?... No one willing to swap for your lunch money?… Here's 49 excuses for not doing your homework! Join the hilarious adventure of these cheeky kids who will try absolutely anything to wriggle away from the menacing teacher stare. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.
49 Ways to Steal the Cookie Jar
Series: 49..., Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,950. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment, Nonfiction » Children's Books » Comics & Graphic Novels / General
Hungry?... Got a sweet tooth?... Can't wait till dinner time?... Here's 49 (extremely silly) ways to steal the Cookie Jar! With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.
49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom
Series: 49..., Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 4,840. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment, Nonfiction » Children's Books » Comics & Graphic Novels / General
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Is your bedroom a tip?... Did you forget to tidy?... Can you hear the sound of parental footsteps getting closer and closer?... Here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not tidying your bedroom! With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.
The Grotty Spoon: The Grottiest Story Ever Told
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 21,550. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Cooking & Food, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
'The Grotty Spoon' is not what you'd call a normal restaurant. Mr Sprout, the revolting owner, would do anything to win a Golden Placemat Award. So when an Inspector comes to visit, Mr Sprout and his long-suffering employees do everything they can to impress. Which of course is a recipe for utter chaos. Self-illustrated with over 30 pencil drawings.

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