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Member Since: Sep. 27, 2012

john porter

Fools on Sep. 27, 2012

Joseph Mackey has written a hilarious novel. When I read the part about the old woman kissing Dave with her dentures, I almost felt the terror he must have felt. Or maybe Dave likes kissing old women, I don't know. When that plumber dropped his suitcase in the toilet, I fell over laughing. This book is worth reading and worth buying. Download it today, you won't be sorry.