C.R. Hoffmeister


C.R. Hoffmeister is a financial crimes analyst, author, and editor. He spends his free time tinkering with homebrew recipes and playing soccer, pretending at writing novels, struggling with French, and learning how to code. He currently lives in Vermont with his family.

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The City Skit
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 8,350. Language: American English. Published: August 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs, Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs
The poems of The City Skit dress familiar themes in language rich with urban landscapes, autumn rains, the cymbal brush of city breeze, and the early morning smell of asphalt in spring. The humid hearts of summer and frosty solitude of downtown winters make appearances in pieces like “farewells” and “pieces of autumn.” Street lamp oases draw of the distant sea to keep hope alive.
Dateless Losers, Five Stories
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,540. Language: American English. Published: August 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Don, Mick, Jim, Sam, and Vinny are a bowling team of blue collar, dateless losers, though Mick is clawing himself out with his prosthetic limb. Southern culture at the lanes, snake handling, air conditioner repair, and besotted love grace this collection of short stories in an edgy, free flow style sure to take you from chapter head to final period with bated breath.

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bowling    fiction    humor    literature    love    poetry    rain    sea    short stories    snake handling    trains    urbanscape