The Spider Lady's Lunch
by Peter McAra
ALONG CAME THE SPIDER
AND SAT DOWN BESIDE HIM …
The boys commented on the new maths teacher. ‘It’s like she’s catching flies…
Miss Ryder the Spider.’
'… wants someone inside her,’ another added.
'Now I think of it, some female spiders eat the male after they mate.'
'A lay before lunch!’
ALL ABOUT THE SEXY, SENSUAL TEENAGE URGE TO MATE