Darrel Miller

Biography

It is my hope to share something funny with you. I am currently trying to do that, enjoy. OH, and my profile picture LOOKS JUST LIKE ME. I am not kidding if you were looking for me using just this picture YOU WOULD FIND ME!!! Weird I know!!

Where to find Darrel Miller online


Books

Jokes I Wrote...While Eating Cheetos
Price: Free! Words: 1,240. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I have spent a lifetime coming up with weird ideas. Actually they just appeared, most of the time. The muse was never far away. So I decided to collect them. I've tried in a number of ways.
Jokes I Wrote...On Paper
Price: Free! Words: 1,180. Language: English. Published: June 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I frequently have things pop into my head. They often make me laugh. These are those. I reduced and reformatted and found the funny - for me, my only real critic.
Jokes I Wrote.....While on Snapchat
Price: Free! Words: 1,150. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a collection of my bits, organized out of the ether of my mind. These often come unbidden, and I haven't known what to do with them. I'll take these bits and fit them together like a jigsaw. So that’s what this is, a collection of my bits; a jigsaw of jokes!
Jokes I Wrote....While Watching TV
Price: Free! Words: 1,120. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a small chunk of bits. Bits I have in my head. Bits that occurred to me as I go through my daily life. In the past I used to stretch each of these bits to full length essays.
Jokes I Wrote....on the Toilet
Price: Free! Words: 1,030. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection of the odd things that dropped into my brain. And I stretched them out, just like I am this description. See it is not very funny. That is why I quit stretching to bits.
What Now?
Price: Free! Words: 3,570. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Inner Child
A book about how I take the techniques of Improv and apply them in living my life, now.
Seven Satirical Sketches
Price: Free! Words: 2,860. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2016. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy
Here is the first collection of satirical sketches that are in the tradition of Saturday Night Live, Mad TV, or SCTV. So each sketch is short, no long three act plays to be had here.
Bits-O-Me 1
Price: Free! Words: 1,840. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2015. Categories: Essay » Literature
Short thoughts from a short person.
Sound FX Ups
Price: Free! Words: 2,020. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sound effects are important, don't let the people in your life ignore that fact. Make them make the right sound effects or disown them.
Keep them Safe
Price: Free! Words: 1,590. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
We spend a lot of time protecting things we do not want stolen.
Meetos
Price: Free! Words: 1,860. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
I share with you my greatest passion: orange snack foods. From the beginning of my life at 10 years old, I have had one persistent passion: Cheetos. And I've got the body to prove it.
Nocturnal Abjection
Price: Free! Words: 1,510. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2015. Categories: Essay » Sociology
This is the a retelling of a story about another story about the dangers of NOT having sex with your brother's wife. Read up the sexual revolution started a millenium ago!
The Phone Code
Price: Free! Words: 1,790. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Essay » Sociology
Phone use has skyrocketed, phone etiquette has not. In fact it seems they are inversely related. The more we use phones the less we know how to act on them. This essay is an attempt to correct that dearth.
Fart Around
Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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Don't use your time efficiently. Be less concerned about getting anything done, to get more done.
Super Camp
Price: Free! Words: 1,340. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I think that what Superman really did was go off to summer camp.
Please LOL Alone
Price: Free! Words: 1,320. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
While it is true technology separates us, being alone isn't all that bad, especially when it comes to Internet Videos.
Technologme
Price: Free! Words: 2,180. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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I argue for the idea that technology allows us to ignore each other to our own detriment, it guess.
Keep Score
Price: Free! Words: 1,620. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Scoreboards for marriage is something that every marriage needs if it is to implode.
Cult-eh-c
Price: Free! Words: 2,680. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
I was in a cult. It wasn't that exciting. Read on and you will find out why.
Quaff the Kool Aid
Price: Free! Words: 2,070. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
I argue for Wine Tasting standards to be applied to Kool Aid.
May I Play?
Price: Free! Words: 3,910. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
My mother plays Dungeons and Dragons with my group; we still are working it out.
You've Got E-Male
Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: April 28, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
PIctures of your junk are nothing new, from cave walls to cell phones, they're everywhere. Nice to know nothing has changed.
Sex Ed
Price: Free! Words: 1,250. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
A teacher decides that if he has to teach a subject like Sex Ed to a bunch of Middle School children, he would prefer using the latest teaching techniques.
The Mild West
Price: Free! Words: 1,120. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
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The West should have been fueled by Pot and not Alcohol, and here is a compelling argument for why.
Bang! You
Price: Free! Words: 1,570. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
This is the story of how an employee got himself in trouble by playing a card game with a bunch of kids. As kids will do they say things that others, particularly uptight adults, do not like. Most of the material in this story is distorted, compressed, and expanded.
Words about Jogging
Price: Free! Words: 1,010. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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I talk about the fact that joggers are snobs and then I had to write more words for Apple.
When I Cook for You
Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
This is the author's cooking manifesto wherein he describes the what and why he cooks.
Ass/u/me
Price: Free! Words: 1,280. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Philosophy » Essays
The author wonders what it means when people assume and offers some insights into what assumptions are, why we assume, and why it might be best to not assume at all.
Mind Catrol
Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Your one true master isn't the Dark Robed Wrinkly Gentleman who shoots lighting from his finger tips. Nope, its that fluffy ball of fur that has charmed you with its Big Eyes and Ears: Your Cat.
Death by Staircase
Price: Free! Words: 1,230. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
They lurk around corners, around subways, in libraries, and in your own home. They are staircases, and they are dangerous.
Murder Bags
Price: Free! Words: 1,200. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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Camping: The Do It Yourself Crime Scene Kit, is all about the fact that camping leads to death, yours. Don't do it, its dangerous. Nature is a dangerous place that is out to get you! You've been warned.
A Bald Hair Day
Price: Free! Words: 1,200. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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I am bald, and I know it, and people remind me of it every day. This is my reaction to it all.
Holy Food
Price: Free! Words: 1,100. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
I visit one of my favorite places in the world: Whole Foods, and this is what happens as I explore that Health Food Temple.
Be Sarcastic: Revised and Expanded Edition
Price: Free! Words: 5,620. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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This is how I use sarcasm, satire, and irony to create and nurture relationships.
Trailer Parks: Recession Proof Living
Price: Free! Words: 1,180. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Herein you find out about the purely American standard of Living: the Trailer Park. Learn about its habits and habitat. And even get a catchy tune to sing.
Fast Fooled
Price: Free! Words: 1,370. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
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Not fast, not food. You are literally eating junk, and no food. An exploration of our history with food we want now!
Recess Coaches
Price: Free! Words: 1,060. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
A discussion of why having recess coaches is a stupid idea.
McLife Crisis
Price: Free! Words: 990. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Chronicles the symptoms of Midlife Crisis as it applies to Ron McDonald of McDonald's fame.
Barbie Duel
Price: Free! Words: 1,200. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
This essay explores the life of Barbie including the various controversies that have swirled about her.
Meat Your Maker
Price: Free! Words: 620. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
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Herein I debunk the Cave Man diet.
Meat Your Maker
Price: Free! Words: 610. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
This is a duplicate, I can't delete it, I can't unpublish it, I am a moron! ;p
Cookie No!
Price: Free! Words: 590. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
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Why I won't eat store bought cookie dough, and 7 other things it would be better to use it for.
Canaanite Barbie
Price: Free! Words: 850. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
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What the Future will Think of the Past?
A Digital Doomsday
Price: Free! Words: 830. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2010. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
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Comic Books on the iPad and why I won't be reading them.
The Horror Days
Price: Free! Words: 930. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2010. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
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This essay explains why I am personally at "war" with X-mas.
Be Sarcastic
Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2010. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
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You like to be a smart alec, but it keeps getting in your way, here's why, and here's how to make it a tool to help you.

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