It is my hope to share something funny with you. I am currently trying to do that, enjoy. OH, and my profile picture LOOKS JUST LIKE ME. I am not kidding if you were looking for me using just this picture YOU WOULD FIND ME!!!
This is a collection of my bits, organized out of the ether of my mind. These often come unbidden, and I haven't known what to do with them. I'll take these bits and fit them together like a jigsaw. So that’s what this is, a collection of my bits; a jigsaw of jokes!
Phone use has skyrocketed, phone etiquette has not. In fact it seems they are inversely related. The more we use phones the less we know how to act on them. This essay is an attempt to correct that dearth.
This is the story of how an employee got himself in trouble by playing a card game with a bunch of kids. As kids will do they say things that others, particularly uptight adults, do not like. Most of the material in this story is distorted, compressed, and expanded.
Camping: The Do It Yourself Crime Scene Kit, is all about the fact that camping leads to death, yours. Don't do it, its dangerous. Nature is a dangerous place that is out to get you! You've been warned.