Darrel Miller

Biography

It is my hope to share something funny with you. I am currently trying to do that, enjoy. OH, and my profile picture LOOKS JUST LIKE ME. I am not kidding if you were looking for me using just this picture YOU WOULD FIND ME!!! Weird I know!!

Where to find Darrel Miller online


Books

Sex Ed
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 1,250. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2014. Category: Nonfiction
A teacher decides that if he has to teach a subject like Sex Ed to a bunch of Middle School children, he would prefer using the latest teaching techniques.
The Mild West
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 1,120. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2014. Category: Nonfiction
(3.00 from 1 review)
The West should have been fueled by Pot and not Alcohol, and here is a compelling argument for why.
Bang! You
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 1,570. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2014. Category: Nonfiction
This is the story of how an employee got himself in trouble by playing a card game with a bunch of kids. As kids will do they say things that others, particularly uptight adults, do not like. Most of the material in this story is distorted, compressed, and expanded.
Words about Jogging
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 1,010. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2013. Category: Fiction
(4.00 from 1 review)
I talk about the fact that joggers are snobs and then I had to write more words for Apple.
When I Cook for You
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2013. Category: Nonfiction
This is the author's cooking manifesto wherein he describes the what and why he cooks.
Ass/u/me
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 1,280. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2013. Category: Nonfiction
The author wonders what it means when people assume and offers some insights into what assumptions are, why we assume, and why it might be best to not assume at all.
Mind Catrol
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2012. Category: Fiction
Your one true master isn't the Dark Robed Wrinkly Gentleman who shoots lighting from his finger tips. Nope, its that fluffy ball of fur that has charmed you with its Big Eyes and Ears: Your Cat.
Death by Staircase
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 1,230. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2012. Category: Fiction
They lurk around corners, around subways, in libraries, and in your own home. They are staircases, and they are dangerous.
Murder Bags
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 1,200. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2012. Category: Fiction
0.5 star(3.50 from 2 reviews)
Camping: The Do It Yourself Crime Scene Kit, is all about the fact that camping leads to death, yours. Don't do it, its dangerous. Nature is a dangerous place that is out to get you! You've been warned.
A Bald Hair Day
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 1,200. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2012. Category: Fiction
(3.00 from 1 review)
I am bald, and I know it, and people remind me of it every day. This is my reaction to it all.
Holy Food
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 1,100. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2012. Category: Fiction
I visit one of my favorite places in the world: Whole Foods, and this is what happens as I explore that Health Food Temple.
Be Sarcastic: Revised and Expanded Edition
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 5,620. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2012. Category: Fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
This is how I use sarcasm, satire, and irony to create and nurture relationships.
Trailer Parks: Recession Proof Living
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 1,180. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2012. Category: Nonfiction
Herein you find out about the purely American standard of Living: the Trailer Park. Learn about its habits and habitat. And even get a catchy tune to sing.
Fast Fooled
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 1,370. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2012. Category: Nonfiction
(4.00 from 1 review)
Not fast, not food. You are literally eating junk, and no food. An exploration of our history with food we want now!
Recess Coaches
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 1,060. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2011. Category: Nonfiction
A discussion of why having recess coaches is a stupid idea.
McLife Crisis
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 990. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2011. Category: Nonfiction
Chronicles the symptoms of Midlife Crisis as it applies to Ron McDonald of McDonald's fame.
Barbie Duel
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 1,200. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2011. Category: Nonfiction
This essay explores the life of Barbie including the various controversies that have swirled about her.
Meat Your Maker
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 620. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2011. Category: Nonfiction
0.5 star(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Herein I debunk the Cave Man diet.
Meat Your Maker
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 610. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2011. Category: Nonfiction
This is a duplicate, I can't delete it, I can't unpublish it, I am a moron! ;p
Cookie No!
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 590. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2011. Category: Nonfiction
(4.00 from 1 review)
Why I won't eat store bought cookie dough, and 7 other things it would be better to use it for.
Canaanite Barbie
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 850. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2011. Category: Nonfiction
(2.00 from 2 reviews)
What the Future will Think of the Past?
A Digital Doomsday
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 830. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2010. Category: Nonfiction
(3.00 from 1 review)
Comic Books on the iPad and why I won't be reading them.
The Horror Days
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 930. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2010. Category: Nonfiction
0.75 star(3.75 from 4 reviews)
This essay explains why I am personally at "war" with X-mas.
Be Sarcastic
By Darrel Miller
Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2010. Category: Nonfiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
You like to be a smart alec, but it keeps getting in your way, here's why, and here's how to make it a tool to help you.

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