Dave Pitt


Dave Pitt is a West Midlands based writer, sometime comedian and spoken word enthusiast.
His first book, Starting Out in Stand-Up, managed to reach No. 3 in the Kindle Comedy Charts. Pitt claims it stayed there for upwards of 45 minutes.
He hates reading these bits that have been written for him so we reckon we can put any old rubbish. Dave Pitt is a moron with the creative capacity that resembles the trail left by a confused slug. In fact, stop reading this it only encourages him.

Where to find Dave Pitt online


Meat Eater
Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: British English. Published: October 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
In this darkly comic tale it's the first day of the summer holidays and it should be a joyous time for young Daniel. Sadly, the animals around him conspire to ruin his day.
Price: Free! Words: 1,300. Language: British English. Published: September 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General, Fiction » Adventure » War & military adventure
A soldier finds his past haunts him and becomes a villain. But can he learn that not everything he is told is the truth? Contains some language which may be unsuitable for younger readers.
One Step
Price: Free! Words: 2,420. Language: British English. Published: August 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Horror » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Our narrator cannot resist a challenge. The "Keep Out" sign just encourages him. What he finds beyond that locked gate justifies the sign being there. Now he's feeling the effects.
Cool Dad
Price: Free! Words: 1,550. Language: British English. Published: August 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
All parents feel they aren't cool so this is a short story about a Dad who doesn't think he is cool. But maybe, just maybe, he is.

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animal    child    children    comedy    dad    family    funny    holiday    kid    kids    lie    manipulation    meat    media    parent    soldier    truth    undead    war    zombie