David Anthony Brown

Books

The Ballad of Pigeon Lewd & Other Short Stories
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 36,610. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2021 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Pigeon Lewd, mad scientist and inventor of robots, never cared for small talk. He only cared for his precious time creating monsters of metal. His latest creation should take care of all the thieves and solicitors. Permanently. The Ballad of Pigeon Lewd & Other Short Stories contains 25 tales ranging from dark humor to horror, collected from earlier editions into one volume.
The Peanut Thieves & Other Short Stories
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 39,950. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2021 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
A group of mice explorers set up base camp under a Christmas tree. And then spend the night terrorized by a fat, lazy cat. But the cat holds nothing on the frightening clunky heeled boots. The Peanut Thieves & Other Short Stories contains 37 tales of fantasy, horror, and humor all in one volume.
Free Delivery at the End of the World
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,640. Language: English. Published: February 19, 2021 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Thank God the internet survived the Apocalypse. Things still need delivering, like a five pound block of sharp cheddar cheese. If only Stefon could find the drop off location for the cheese. Somewhere in the bluffs on the Minnesota side of the scenic Mississippi River. A humorous dystopian short story, be sure to read Free Delivery at the End of the World.
Lost in Translation
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,680. Language: English. Published: February 19, 2021 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Jessica Wyatt needs a vacation. From office politics. From long hours. From communicating with the Board—inter-dimensional beings of unknown origin. All part of the job. Even a hot bath with her super intelligent—and for now secret—boyfriend would do wonders. But the latest communication from the Board nixes any plans for relaxation. A riveting inter-dimensional science fiction adventure story.
The Powers That Be
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,790. Language: English. Published: February 19, 2021 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Jessica Wyatt imagines many weird things. Her last day job as a game designer required it. The current day job? No so much. Just another day in the cubicle farm with an upside down name-tag and a headset digging into her scalp. Until Jess receives a call from the other side of reality. And then her new day job became weird. A riveting inter-dimensional science fiction adventure story.
Vox Banjo
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 45,910. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2021 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Fantasy » Dark
Psychic private detective Vicki Meyers investigates the most difficult, twisted cases. She sees the past with perfect clarity. Though not necessarily her own past. So when a college professor's own ghost haunts him, Vicki rushes to the scene. Certainly not her strangest client. That would be the banjo with the spirit trapped inside.
The Long Red Tunnel of Confusion: A Time Traveling Guinea Pigs Short Story
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,010. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2021 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Small adventures? Check. Heroic guinea pigs? Check. Quirky and fun time travel fantasy from the cavy perspective. If you want stories about what guinea pigs do when their owner isn't around, be sure to read the short stories from the Time Traveling Guinea Pigs series.
The Toy Thief: A Time Traveling Guinea Pigs Short Story
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,740. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2021 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Small adventures? Check. Heroic guinea pigs? Check. Quirky and fun time travel fantasy from the cavy perspective. If you want stories about what guinea pigs do when their owner isn't around, be sure to read the short stories from the Time Traveling Guinea Pigs series.
In Search of the Perfect Grape: A Time Traveling Guinea Pigs Short Story
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,260. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2021 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Small adventures? Check. Heroic guinea pigs? Check. Quirky and fun time travel fantasy from the cavy perspective. If you want stories about what guinea pigs do when their owner isn't around, be sure to read the short stories from the Time Traveling Guinea Pigs series.
Enchantment
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 23,280. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2021 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
When Ashilda finally returns home to Uppsala, Idona gets to hold her once lover in her arms again. At last, after years of separation, Idona brings Ashilda back to the secret grove where it all began. But years apart means life moved on for both of them. Not even a love potion or a fight to the death can keep Idona away from her one true love.
Queen of the Trolls
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 52,640. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2021 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
Ashilda the witch looks forward to only one thing at night. The one thing that gives her happiness and joy… Idona, her best friend and secret lover. But for Idona, her children always come first before true love. Soon, both women must face their fears when entangled in the lair of the Queen of the Trolls.
The Ghost in the Mirror: A Kate Madison Short Story
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,260. Language: English. Published: October 13, 2020 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
For a vampire, nothing beats staying inside on a sunny day. For Katelyn Madison in her penthouse apartment, just add the smell of fresh brewed coffee to her lazy day. Or the company of her latest boy-toy sleeping in her bed. Count the lazy day ruined when Kate discovers a mysterious face in the mirror. And definitely not her face.
Kate Madison, Late Sleeper: A Kate Madison Short Story
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,480. Language: English. Published: October 13, 2020 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
One-hundred years too late. Not bad for a creature who lives thousands of years. At least, Wayne Reese keeps telling himself that while driving through a blizzard to wake up a vampire. On the spring equinox, Wayne gets more than he bargained for. If you enjoy non-traditional female vampires, be sure to read Kate Madison, Late Sleeper—the first short story in the Kate Madison series.
The Devs Must Be Crazy
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 22,660. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2015 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
In Albion’s Trial—an MMO game where players plug their brains directly into the server—members of the Rabid Squirrels Guild work together as friends to find the best loot, defeat the toughest monsters, and brave the darkest dungeons. The game has just begun.
On Rabbits, Holes, and Shivs
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,050. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2015 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Ormusen and Kalati hunt the Dire White Rabbit. The pesky, rare monster can run... but what is down the bunny hole? Adventure, absurd encounters, and sexual innuendo abound as the two friends dive head first into trouble!