Half man, half cabbage, Dave Hailwood can often be found hanging around near drain covers on a never ending quest to bag himself a Ninja Turtle.
He writes comedy material for anyone who'll take it, and occassionally dabbles with cartooning and comic script writing.
He has a blog at: www.davidhailwood.blogspot.com which he occassionally remembers to update.
FJ Riley is a man. In his spare time, he dances with wolves has a collection of rare allergies. His allergies currently include pink marshmallows, birch trees, balsamic vinegar, cotton wool and all human contact.
Not a Lot of People Know That is a book of facts. Not a lot of people know these facts. David Hailwood and FJ Riley know them. Not a lof of people know who David Hailwood and FJ Riley are, but with facts as accurate as these, they soon will.