David Jensen


Residing in Germany since 1984 and linguistically integrated into the new society, fluent conversation dwindled as friends returned to the U.S.A. Since a few years, I’ve discovered new medication for my affliction, (see my Autobiography: “Gallant I stand with My Shaking Hands"), so now I’m able to type again. I found enjoyment in writing stories, ergo; I started my new hobby, with eclectic themes spanning the entire spectrum. Sometimes I will know the word in German, forgotten the English word, and need Bing Translator, but with each new story my vocabulary is getting back up to par. So, in the hope that you all enjoy what I write, I’ll continue as long as possible. And if you like my writing, especially if you paid for one of my stories, I would appreciate it if you'd post a review at Smashwords, and/or the retailer. And don't forget to share my link on Facebook, Linked In, Google+, Redit, Pinterest, or any of the many other social media sites.
Near the bottom of each books page is “Also by This Author”, but unfortunately it list only the latest Ten E-Books. A complete list is at the bottom of my interview page: simply click on the interview hyperlink below.
p.s. And don’t forget: "If you don't know what a word means, don't ignore the chance to look it up!”
Greetings from Stuttgart Germany!

Smashwords Interview

What inspires authors to write, and what do they achieve through writing?
Writers have stories that they need to write, similiar to a baker's desire to bake. It's also the satisfaction which comes when the story is finished, and the writer is happy with what he created out of his imagination. Sometimes the hardest part is creating a cover for the story! But in addition to our own satisfaction after creation, we also yearn for acceptance and praise from our readers, for that is the best payment one can recieve, good reviews.
I find it surprising that readers download my creations, but cannot take the time to post a review.
For this there is no answer.
Read more of this interview.


Still Simply Poetic
Price: Free! Words: 2,290. Language: American English. Published: February 24, 2018. Categories: Nonfiction » Philosophy » Essays
The third book of short poems dealing with daily life. As I go through the daily humdrum of life, I observe things and start to rhyme words together. Sometimes a poem will simply flow out of me and other times I have to find words that rhyme and fit the theme of the poem. But it brings enjoyment to me and hopefully to you my faithful readers.
They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
Price: Free! Words: 4,390. Language: American English. Published: October 25, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Aging well, Nonfiction » Philosophy » Contemporary philosophy
How is it when our bodies suddenly slip a gear, and we become old overnight, and what is in store for us as we continue to age? A comical look at how we suddenly age overnight and the journey that awaits
The Experiment
Price: Free! Words: 2,330. Language: American English. Published: May 8, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Are we simply animals to be experimented on to test our intelligence for scientific purposes? If so, why, and who is conducting the experiments? A flash Science Fiction for the lunch break.
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,460. Language: American English. Published: April 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
Eileen discovers the true love of her life after dumping her auto-fanatic boyfriend, and it was none other than her life long good platonic friend who just happens to be homosexual. With talking and wine, they come together, admitting their love for each other.
Contract Sex is Murder
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 7,190. Language: American English. Published: April 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica
Maria, divorced due to her nymphomania, finds a new boyfriend with the same taste. But the boyfriend is hired for contract sex from Maria’s ex-man, needing evidence of her lifestyle to escape paying support for her. All their plans backfire, and no one comes out a winner.
Alice's Sexual Winter Wonderland
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 26,140. Language: American English. Published: April 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General, Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica
Alice discovers her body and her nymphomaniac desires, also for her sister, and then finds the love of her life, only to have it taken away again.
The Canoe
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,720. Language: American English. Published: April 12, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica
Mike is assigned to paddling his canoe at the lake, to hopefully catch the poachers. After catching the librarian and her student by sex, he decides to enhance his job by having sex with her.
The 15 Minute Guide to Parenting
Price: Free! Words: 4,180. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Parenting » Childhood development, Nonfiction » Education & Study Guides » Teaching
Why do people complain that parenting is so hard when it isn't! This is a simple compilation to assist new parents or those contemplating it.
Peter's Fire Water
Price: Free! Words: 6,530. Language: American English. Published: March 19, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
After Daniels photography business goes bust, his grandfather wishes to tell him something important, so he pays him a visit at the retirement home. The story his grandfather narrated sounds crazy, but will Daniel follow up on it to prove its falsity?
Withering Away at the Homestead
Price: Free! Words: 14,680. Language: American English. Published: March 10, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Historical » USA, Nonfiction » Relationships & Family » Abuse / general
How do you keep yourself occupied when even in old age, you’re spry and healthy? Adrian finds out the hard way when the family decides to move, without him! Now living in a retirement home, he finds ways to busy himself, and discovers that his help is not wanted.
The Black Van
Price: Free! Words: 4,720. Language: American English. Published: March 8, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Sarah’s childhood is plagued with family tragedies, so when the love of her life appears, she radically changes her life. Years later, she realizes that for some people life is not all roses. Envious of her one and only friend, she daydreams, which results in her making the worst mistake in her life.
We Are Not Vampires
Price: Free! Words: 2,860. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
What if our illusion of Vampires is false and they’re simply castaways from somewhere else? A short story made for during the morning break.
Trapped Inside Myself
Price: Free! Words: 5,130. Language: American English. Published: January 25, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical, Fiction » Horror » General
After Sam’s accident, he is trapped inside his own body which now lies absolutely still in its comatose state. Can he make the others understand that he is awake within his shell of a body?
One Last Time
Price: Free! Words: 4,530. Language: American English. Published: January 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
Johnny and Phil return from Iraq, and while Johnny opens a bar, Phil works in construction until it closes. Long term unemployment forces Phil to earn money a different way, utilizing the skills the military taught him.
Nicotine Slavery
Price: Free! Words: 9,190. Language: American English. Published: January 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
What happens when the manager pushes Gerald just a little too far about his smoking habits? The manager finds out quickly that there is more than one way to get revenge.
The Waiting Room
Price: Free! Words: 2,140. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Psychology » General
Have you ever sat in the waiting room by the Doctor and simply observed all the others? This is a short insiders view of waiting rooms here in Germany.
My Neurotic Neighborhood
Price: Free! Words: 6,410. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Philosophy » European philosophy, Nonfiction » Psychology » Adolescent psychology
Living here in Europe is great, but if one doesn't adapt to the culture, it can be sometimes very shocking. So here is a short look into the culture of my neighborhood here in Germany.
Gallant I Stand with My Shaking Hands
Price: Free! Words: 7,190. Language: American English. Published: November 20, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
An Autobiography about the affliction called Essential Tremor. With all the good and also the bad experiences throughout life.
Simply Poetic Again - Book Two
Price: Free! Words: 1,780. Language: English. Published: October 11, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » General reference » Trivia
Another nine poems about life in general, Austria and of course other eclectic themes.
Simply Poetic
Price: Free! Words: 2,290. Language: American English. Published: September 4, 2016. Categories: Poetry » Themes & motifs » General
A small collection of my poems which I have written from time to time about Essential Tremor, pets, animals and such.
Project Sabertooth
Price: Free! Words: 32,630. Language: American English. Published: July 29, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » International crime, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Spies & espionage
Marcus retires from the US Army, to reside in Germany. But his health turns worse, with a cancer death sentence of one year to live. An incident at the local train station brings problems with the police and the court system, so he decides to utilize his abilities and the remaining time to rid Germany of a few Islamic State Terrorist posing as Refugees.
The Haunting of Glen Burnie
Price: Free! Words: 1,840. Language: American English. Published: May 1, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Christian » Short stories
A short story for the lunch time break about how when too much religion can turn a person the other way. And others that take advantage of the situation for their own benefit.
Murder At The Job!
Price: Free! Words: 2,720. Language: American English. Published: March 30, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological
Aggression breeds Aggression. So when Samuel simply doesn't fit in at the company, the bullying starts. But Samuel has a form of revenge that nobody could even begin to imagine. Till one day, it simply goes just a little too far.
Tommy the Fearless Tomcat
Price: Free! Words: 6,850. Language: American English. Published: February 20, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Animals / Cats
A short story made for Parents to read to their Blind (due to the fact I forgot to add pictures!) Preschool Children about a Tomcat growing up, naturally from the Cats perspective!
Surreal in Baghdad
Price: Free! Words: 7,430. Language: American English. Published: February 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Military
Steve's assignment to Iraq, instead of the Flight Academy, is boredom-ville. That is until his Radar Technician turns him on to a totally strange hobby to replace the day to day humdrum of being stuck in the dust bowl capital of Iraq. A new hobby that will forever change his life. Not to mention the consequences of the lives of others.
The Divinely Chosen
Price: Free! Words: 4,760. Language: American English. Published: February 7, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
A short story for the Lunch time break about a boy coming to terms with his newly discovered abilities and his religiously fanatical father.
The Dark
Price: Free! Words: 65,910. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi, Fiction » Horror » Crime
A Sci-Fi thriller mirroring the effects on mankind should Extraterrestials one day arrive.

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Smashwords book reviews by David Jensen

  • The God Mars Book One: CROATOAN on Feb. 05, 2016

    Croatoan is a book packed full of action, and with the turning of the pages, always a new unexpected turn of events. Superbly written and simply stocked full of little details which entrance the reader, ergo, making it difficult to take a break in reading! Sadly, I'm only allowed from Smashword to give a maximum of 5 Stars, for this book is well above a 5 Star Rating. Now I'm off to discover more from this talented Author.
  • Definitions on Feb. 12, 2016

    I seriously enjoyed this book. Fast, lots of different twists and it shows that normal people have their dark sides.
  • Hands of the Traitor on Feb. 17, 2016

    I first read Shout in the Dark, and it was very well written. The adventure of Matt Rider in Hands of the Traitor is excellent. It is written so that one becomes obsessed with finding out what the next chapter holds in store. One can also see that there was extensive research made to make this story as good as it is. I am definitely looking forward to delving into the further adventures of Matt and Zoè.
  • Almost Dead on Feb. 20, 2016

    Another book where the quality is above the retail price of Free. This story wouldn't let me alone till I had finished reading it. Looking forward to more episodes!
  • Shroud of the Healer on Feb. 20, 2016

    First `Shout in the Dark`, then the `Hands of the Traitor`. Now after reading Shroud of the Healer, I'm thoroughly convinced as to the quality of this Author's writing. Superbly action packed and the ending (I won't spoil it for others!) was great! Keep on writing man! p.s. Now to start on Eagle of Darkness!
  • Eagle of Darkness on Feb. 24, 2016

    Although Panya is relegated to living in a wheelchair, the ending is more truthful than most novels. For not all hero's are untouched when the day is done. Does the novel have a continuation in the making? Or does Kramer simply let bygones be bygones? Next up is Academy of the Dead and I'm sure I won't be disappointed. Job well done!
  • Academy of the Dead on Feb. 27, 2016

    And another great story with Matt and Zòe! I seriously thought she had lost the baby, but now I know I have to look for the 4th installment. If I can find it, I'll learn what happens to Jack! This series rocks!
  • Police Cruisers on Feb. 28, 2016
    (no rating)
    I got to Chapter seven and almost died laughing. FBI Agent Ballza Steele?
  • Police Cruisers on Feb. 29, 2016

    Okay, I finished the story and found only one slip-up. Edsel Kovac would never jump in to save Jimmy from drowning in crystal lake, more likely he would have pushed our two hero's in after him and keep the money for himself! But that aside, it was a good story with almost no grammatical mistakes. Unfortunately, I found this one before finding "Welcome to Gray City"! All in all a very good book!
  • Adam The Office Ninja on March 30, 2016

    This was a great short story. I especially laughed at the paper Ninja stars! And the ending was superb as the boss realized that he shafted himself!
  • The Blood Calls You Back on March 30, 2016

    A real sassy adventure which takes the reader into a whole different world. This was highly enjoyable as it was so different from the usual themes and subjects of short stories.
  • Inhuman Freedom on March 30, 2016

    This short story makes one stop and think. Fantasy and non-fiction wrapped up all in one story.
  • Newcomer: Chapter 1- A Serial Flash Fiction Novel on Sep. 27, 2016

    Okay, I first read this in the waiting room at the Doctors office. Then after seeing the reviews, I proofread it three times very slowly. I could not find where Cali's name changes to "Ran". But I found a typo which I won't mention here. Attempted to E-Mail Mike White at the Address he posted, only to recieve a Daemon Mail Return. Twitter doesn't even come into question for me, for I'm not a bird! (-: Trotzdem: Liked it a lot! david.jensen59@gmx.de
  • A Taste Of My Thoughts The Mighty Ant Attack on Oct. 09, 2016

    One would say; "They're simply little ants!" BUT, after stepping in a colony of fire ants while stationed in Georgia, I can relate to the poem.
  • A Taste Of My Thoughts Happy Turkeymas Day on Oct. 09, 2016

    So true. But it is only due to our own vacuity that corporations can capitalize on our own ignorance and: eg, (sell christmas cookies before halloween!)
  • Weird, Wonderful and Worrisome Stories on May 01, 2017

    Spelling mistakes, literally obscure storylines, but seeing as it's your first one, continue writing. The cursed paintings could be easily rewritten to at least 20-30,000 words, for the base subject of the story has potential.
  • Stung on May 07, 2017

    A very good short story, and although a couple of spelling mistakes, it was still good and a very different ending than most crime stories. One can overlook the mistakes, for writers sometimes "can't see the woods because of the trees". I have the same problem! The first review also commented on mistakes, and made one in the review, which shows that we are all falible.
  • A Night To Forget on May 20, 2017

    Timeline mistakes and repititous sentences. Needs to be proof read before uploading to correct mistakes. But the storyline wasn't bad.
  • All The Way Down on May 20, 2017

    Good descriptive writing. Expansive details in some parts and in others they are cut and clean to the point, just as life is. Delorean's one man that everybody can relate to in such situations. Now onward to the second part of the series and hoping that a third comes later.
  • All The Way Under on July 05, 2017

    The second part of the Delorean Trilogy is just as excellent as the first, with the continuation of the story and characters flowing seamlessly into the story from the first book. Hopefully "All the way Back" comes soon, for I'll be waiting for it! David Jensen - fellow author
  • All The Way Back on Oct. 13, 2017

    Book three of the Delorean Trilogy surpassed my expectations. The attention to past details is difficult to keep in order, but Kearns pulls it off effortlessly. Was surprised though that he finally settled down with *****. Would never ruin the story for future readers! Maybe another book farther down the road in Deloreans new life?
  • Found on Nov. 21, 2017

    I found Found, (found)ed on the first book Lost, pro(found)ly interesting in that it plays out similar to the 2008 film Vantage Point. I also found that although the storyline is known from Lost, I found Found not the least bit boring or repetitious. A very good read and I’m looking forward to continuing the sojourn in the next book, Reunited.
  • Reunited on Jan. 01, 2018

    After having stumbled upon the first book in this Series titled Lost, I was priviliged to receive the next two books for very enjoyable reading. This is a Series that is well written and definitely worth purchasing. The Series is also one of those that one can re-read again and again, as there is always something to discover between the lines. Reunited was a great twist in the Series and one that is hard to put down until it's finished. Keep up the great writiing Jodie Kae, for you truly have a great talent.