On the Origin of Findo Gask
by David McCreight
Findo Gask is a former child prodigy and by some distance Scotland's ugliest sixteen year old. No girl will even look at him, let alone touch his cock. He started the world's first Darwinian Terrorist Organisation when he was twelve and it doesn't matter to him that he solved the universe this morning without even using maths, as with a face like his, he's never going to get a shag out of it.