The Billionaire Stoner Ninja
Even weed smoking billionaire ninjas have money trouble. When Jake borrowed five trillion space dollars from Mr. Stuphahooker, he had every intention of paying it back. Until changes in the intergalactic commerce law ruined everything. Now Mr. Stuphahooker has come to collect, and he is pissed.
The Billionaire Stoner Ninja is a 5000 word novella.