Didi Chanel is a linguistics professor in Montreal. She is married and totally devoted to her small ménage-a-trois of lap dogs. She has traveled widely throughout America, the Caribbean, Europe and East Asia in search of vicarious pleasures. When she's not writing literate erotica, she enjoys driving high-performance cars, target shooting and drinking martinis, although not at the same time.
When an alien scout ship intercepts a shipment of cloned celebrities bound for Mars, the crew sample the cargo and find sex with earth women to be out of this world. After developing an addiction to blondes, they persuade their captain to change their itinerary to include a field expedition to San Francisco, where they hope to find something for every taste, no matter how alien.