Location: United States
Member Since:
Oct. 02, 2018
Dingleberry Small
Biography
All of ten years old, Dingleberry Small is a literary genius! When he's not eating boogers, he's writing about them, producing the most dramatic, heart-wrenching misadventures that his mischievous mind can muster. His stories are filled with total dorks, muscle-bound maniacs and complete losers from a trailer park far, far away.
One day he hopes to win the Pulitzer Prize, the Edgar Allan Poe Award, the Golden Globe, the Academy Award and the Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest.
And if you don't think Dingleberry Small is the best author in the world, then you're totally insane!
(Note: These are works of fiction, and do not contain actual boogers. If you would like a booger to go along with his legendary work, you'll have to provide your own.)
One day he hopes to win the Pulitzer Prize, the Edgar Allan Poe Award, the Golden Globe, the Academy Award and the Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest.
And if you don't think Dingleberry Small is the best author in the world, then you're totally insane!
(Note: These are works of fiction, and do not contain actual boogers. If you would like a booger to go along with his legendary work, you'll have to provide your own.)
Series
My Robot Farts
by Dingleberry Small
My Robot Farts
My Robot Farts 2
Mi Robot Se Tira Pedos
Mi Robot Se Tira Pedos 2
A farting robot? Hey, they don't sell those in stores these days. Truly it must be from outer space...
My Robot Farts
Price:
$0.99 USD.
My Robot Farts 2
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Mi Robot Se Tira Pedos
Price:
$1.99 USD.
Mi Robot Se Tira Pedos 2
Price:
$1.99 USD.
Bully vs. Fart
by Dingleberry Small
Bully vs. Fart
Bully vs. Fart 2
Bully vs. Fart 3
Bully vs. Fart 4: Terminating Sara O'Connor's Fart
Boy vs. fart, the eternal struggle fought over the centuries, has finally come to a head.
Bully vs. Fart
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Bully vs. Fart 2
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Bully vs. Fart 3
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Bully vs. Fart 4: Terminating Sara O'Connor's Fart
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Max Underpants
by Dingleberry Small
Max Underpants
Max Calzones
Max Mutande
Max Onderbroek
Follow Wally Wilbert's underwear adventures as he tries to become a critically acclaimed author.
Max Underpants
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Max Calzones
Price:
$1.99 USD.
Max Mutande
Price:
$1.99 USD.
Max Onderbroek
Price:
$1.99 USD.
Books
Mi Robot Se Tira Pedos 2
by Dingleberry Small
Series: My Robot Farts.
Price:
$1.99 USD.
Words: 4,910.
Language:
Spanish.
Published: November 29, 2018
.
Categories:
Fiction » Children’s books » Robots, Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
Daniel D. Drek pensaba que había visto por última vez a cierto robot apestoso. Pero un día, mientras paseaba a su perro, un familiar pase de gas seguido de una voz metálica capta su atención. "¡Oh, no, Milo!" Observa desesperado cómo su perro colapsa y comienza a lloriquear. "¿Qué te ocurre, muchacho?", lo acaricia, luchando contra las lágrimas...
Mi Robot Se Tira Pedos
by Dingleberry Small
Series: My Robot Farts.
Price:
$1.99 USD.
Words: 4,850.
Language:
Spanish.
Published: November 29, 2018
.
Categories:
Fiction » Children’s books » Robots, Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
Daniel D. Drek tiene un problema. Su nuevo robot de juguete no deja de tirarse pedos, y lo que es aun peor, todos le echan la culpa a él. ¿Podra Danny ponerle un corcho al hábito pedorrero de su robot de una vez por todas, o sus padres lo dejarán castigado por toda la eternidad?
Para chicos de 9 a 12. Aproximadamente 3500 palabras.
ADVERTENCIA: ¡Este libro está lleno de pedos!
Bully vs. Fart 4: Terminating Sara O'Connor's Fart
by Dingleberry Small
Series: Bully vs. Fart.
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 5,130.
Language:
English.
Published: November 29, 2018
.
Categories:
Fiction » Children’s books » Boys & Men, Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
Nerdastic fifth grader Adam Gason is at it again, and is barely conscious when he realizes that the fate of mankind hangs in the balance. When he befriends Sara O’Connor, the mother of the future resistance, his destiny becomes clear: that he must save her from an evil fart send back in time to kill her or the future is really going to stink.
WARNING: This book is full of farts!
Bully vs. Fart 3
by Dingleberry Small
Series: Bully vs. Fart.
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 5,000.
Language:
English.
Published: November 29, 2018
.
Categories:
Fiction » Children’s books » Boys & Men, Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
Nerdastic fifth grader Adam Gason has a big problem.
He’s just been busted for smuggling a deadly toxin into the country, one he hopes can combat the army of farts Billy the Bully is amassing in the forest outside Mile One Elementary.
Can he stop the evil bully and his Jamaican gangster sidekick from destroying mankind or will the Department of Homeland Security throw him in the slammer...?
Bully vs. Fart 2
by Dingleberry Small
Series: Bully vs. Fart.
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 4,970.
Language:
English.
Published: November 29, 2018
.
Categories:
Fiction » Children’s books » Boys & Men, Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
Lenny Lappy and Nelson Deadwood have a secret…
When they drop their drawers and let off a good one, Mile One Elementary is blown away! Their pet farts, Fernando and Aisha, are engaged to be married! As long as no one objects, they’ll do just that one Friday afternoon in the school cafeteria.
If only things were that simple…
WARNING: This book is full of farts!
Bully vs. Fart
by Dingleberry Small
Series: Bully vs. Fart.
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 5,060.
Language:
English.
Published: November 29, 2018
.
Categories:
Fiction » Children’s books » Boys & Men, Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
Billy the Bully is at it again! When he sets his sights on Lenny Lappy and his dork friend Nelson Deadwood, he gets more than he bargains for. Is Billy any match for Nelson’s pet fart or is life at Mile One Elementary really going to stink?
WARNING: This book is full of farts!
My Robot Farts 2
by Dingleberry Small
Series: My Robot Farts.
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 5,030.
Language:
English.
Published: October 9, 2018
.
Categories:
Fiction » Children’s books » Robots
Daniel D. Drek thought he'd seen the last of a certain stinky robot. Then one day, while walking his dog, a familiar passing of gas followed by a tinny voice catches his attention. "Oh no, Milo!" He watches helplessly as his dog collapses and begins to whimper. "What's wrong, boy?" he pets him, fighting back tears...
My Robot Farts
by Dingleberry Small
Series: My Robot Farts.
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 4,570.
Language:
English.
Published: October 9, 2018
.
Categories:
Fiction » Children’s books » Robots, Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
Daniel D. Drek has a problem. His new toy robot won’t stop farting, and even worse, he’s the one getting blamed. Can Danny boy put a cork in his robot’s farting habit once and for all, or will his parents ground him for all eternity?
Intended for children 9-12.
WARNING: This book is full of farts!
Max Calzones
by Dingleberry Small
Series: Max Underpants.
Price:
$1.99 USD.
Words: 4,590.
Language:
Spanish.
Published: October 2, 2018
.
Categories:
Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
Wally Wilbert sabía que los concursos literarios eran difíciles, pero ¡por todos los cielos! Durante todo el fin de semana ha trabajado como un esclavo en su más reciente creación, Max Calzones, hasta que se topó con un obstáculo. Enfrentado a la posibilidad de no ser capaz de terminar su obra maestra épica, Wally se involucra más y libra una última batalla.
¿Terminará su atolondrara aventura?
Max Onderbroek
by Dingleberry Small
Series: Max Underpants.
Price:
$1.99 USD.
Words: 4,820.
Language:
Dutch.
Published: October 2, 2018
.
Categories:
Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
Wally Wilbert wist dat schrijfwedstrijden zwaar waren, maar zo zwaar! Het hele weekend lang zwoegde hij op zijn nieuwste creatie, Max Onderbroek, totdat hij stuitte op een addertje onder het gras. Geconfronteerd met de reële mogelijkheid dat hij zijn epische meesterwerk niet af zou kunnen maken, duikt Wally erop en neemt de laatste kans. Zal hij zijn onbezonnen avontuur kunnen afmaken?
Max Mutande
by Dingleberry Small
Series: Max Underpants.
Price:
$1.99 USD.
Words: 4,860.
Language:
Italian.
Published: October 2, 2018
.
Categories:
Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
Wally Wilbert sapeva che scrivere per una competizione sarebbe stato molto difficile, ma accidenti! Dopo un intero week end di lavoro matto e disperatissimo la sua ultima creazione, Max Mutande, si era arenata. Ora , ad affrontare la concreta possibilita' che potrebbe non riuscire a finire il suo epico capolavoro in tempo, Wally decide di rimboccarsi le maniche e dare il tutto per tutto.
Max Underpants
by Dingleberry Small
Series: Max Underpants.
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 4,530.
Language:
English.
Published: October 2, 2018
.
Categories:
Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
Wally Wilbert knew writing contests were tough, but good grief! All weekend long he's slaved over his latest creation, Max Underpants, until he hit a snag. Now faced with the real possibility that he might not be able to finish his epic masterpiece, Wally digs in and makes one last stand. Will he finish his harebrained adventure?