Donald Rump

Biography

When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Apparently, he also gives dating advice.

Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy.

Where to find Donald Rump online


Series

Gastroholics Anonymous
Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd smelled his last psychotic fart until life ran him over like a Mack truck, leaving him to choke on the fumes...

Marriage Stinks

Price: $0.99 USD.

Gastrointestinal Blues

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Bottling Farts, Inc.
Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas...

Bottling Farts

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Finding Floofy
A love letter to a fart goes horribly wrong...

Finding Floofy

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Floofed at 40,000 Feet

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A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve
Lamebrain Steve is dead, but in the fine tradition like Celine Dion sings, his fart must go on!

Books

Don't Count Your Chicken Farts Before They Hatch
Series: Gastroholics Anonymous. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,520. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Mackelroy Puggsley spends his last dollar on a carton of empty eggs, he realizes he's reached rock bottom and the end is near. But there's a basement to the misery he now endures, especially for the once proud DMV specialist turned exorcist. Can a band of wild chicken farts change his fortune? No, probably not. Approximately 4,100 words.
Put Another Fart in the Jukebox, Baby
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,610. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Brad Blemmings meets his blind date at Fifty Something, a retro shake and burger joint, he's not sure what to expect. But the goth beauty Maimah is quite a handful, and then there's the matter of the farting jukebox in the corner... Approximately 3,100 words.
Bottling Farts, Inc. Season One: Episodes 1-9
Series: Bottling Farts, Inc.. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 34,460. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Season One includes all nine episodes of Bottling Farts, Inc. plus the original short story that kicked off the series. Approximately 35,000 words in all.
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 9: Disillusioned
Series: Bottling Farts, Inc.. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,400. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 8: Disempowered
Series: Bottling Farts, Inc.. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,270. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?
Scorregge Imbottigliate
Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 2,690. Language: Italian. Published: August 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Può il più grande potere e la ricchezza essere ottenuti imbottigliamento scoregge? Circa 2.400 parole.
Aan het huwelijk zit een luchtje
Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 4,570. Language: Dutch. Published: August 5, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mackelroy Puggsley dacht dat hij alles al een keer had gehoord, totdat een vreemde man genaamd Bilby Bloob op een ochtend aan zijn balie verschijnt. Als Bilby om een huwelijksvergunning vraagt ​​om te kunnen trouwen met zijn winderige vrouw, probeert de oude man er een stokje voor te steken. Natuurlijk, met je jeugdliefde trouwen is een ding, maar maar een scheet?
Four Stinky Stories, Vol. 3
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,140. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
What's that I see? Four more stinky stories that are sure to enliven anyone's day! Included in this fartabulous foursome: CAPTIVE AUDIENCE, BUTT-DIALING BASTARD, THE WOULD BE ASSTRONAUT, FLOOFED AT 40,000 FEET, and (Bonus!) KEEPING WIND LATEN AND THE REST OF THE WORLD AT BAY
Floofed at 40,000 Feet
Series: Finding Floofy. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,450. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
It's a swell day aboard Crampton Airways Flight 007 until a passenger decides to follow his heart (and nose) out the airplane by cracking open the emergency door. Before long, others follow, chasing their dreams to certain death. What exactly has gotten into them? The hell if Captain Marlow knows, who's still waiting for the busty stewardess to deliver a much needed shot of vodka.
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 7: Detained
Series: Bottling Farts, Inc.. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,260. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Detained is the seventh episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000 words.
El Aspirante a Pedonauta
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,690. Language: Spanish. Published: March 25, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Hank Larmspitz tiene un plan. Bueno, más o menos. Va a ser el primer hombre en la luna, maldita sea, y va a hacerlo sin la ayuda de un traje espacial o incluso de una nave espacial. ¿Qué tiene en mente exactamente?
Date Like A Scoundrel: 10 Things to Tell Ugly Chicks on a First Date
Series: Date Like a Scoundrel. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,190. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Social Issues
You’ve set your sites on the ugliest girl in the room, if not on earth. Even though you’ve set the bar low—way low—you’re not sure how to proceed. Perhaps you could use some advice before pissing your precious time and money away? Good, for I have just the thing for you. From one scoundrel to another…
Butt-Dialing Bastard
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,560. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
When Lenny Ludwitz gets a call from a mysterious stranger, he knows that he's totally f*cked. After going round and round with the knucklehead caller, Lenny and his trio of halfwit friends come to the only conclusion that they can--that the call, indeed, is originating from his bunghole. Approximately 2,500 words.
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 6: Disguised
Series: Bottling Farts, Inc.. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,420. Language: English. Published: September 29, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Disguised is the sixth episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000 words.
Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where's My Side of Toe Cheese?
Price: Free! Words: 2,030. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it. His witch of a wife Helga doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, and certainly doesn’t polish yours truly. Gagnabbit! So what’s a man to do? Get revenge, that’s what! And mental midget Muggs knows just how… Approximately 1,150 words. Warning: Contains toe cheese.
Keeping Wind Laten and the Fate of the World at Bay
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,310. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Great heavens, the armored kingdoms are under attack! And King Krakken, the domain’s irritable ruler, has an impossible decision. Should he scramble the air ships and meet the encroaching enemy head on or listen to his counsel and hold firm? Either way, the green death is upon him and it’s only a matter of time before he comes face-to-face with the infamous Wind Laten.
A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve - Episode 1: Maloofed
Series: A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,890. Language: English. Published: April 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When Steve Skaggs realizes that his earthly body is gone and now he’s a crusty, old fart, the circumstances behind his mysterious death become clear, sending him on an aloof adventure of betrayal and deceit. A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve is an ongoing serial novel. This particular volume, including the subsequent author’s note, is approximately 3,150 words.
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 5: Discombobulated
Series: Bottling Farts, Inc.. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,080. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Discombobulated is the fifth episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000 words.
Five Reasons Why Dating Hot Chicks Is A Bad Idea
Series: Date Like a Scoundrel. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,050. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
You found her! The hottest chick you've ever laid eyes on wants you and only you. But aren't you forgetting something? You're broke, and this chick is way out of your league. She's scorching hot and you're…well…lucky to have her. Or so you think… This short volume will help demystify the impact of a high maintenance hottie and encourage you to resist the urge of diving into debt.
Diez Cuentos Apestosos: Volumen 1
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 30,360. Language: Spanish. Published: April 7, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Diez historias de amor, traición y ese gas verde favorito de todos en un inolvidable volumen. Para lectores adultos (maduros o no). Aproximadamente 30.000 palabras.
Público Cautivo
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,180. Language: Spanish. Published: April 4, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Tres hombres, una secretaria rubia, un ascensor atascado y una serie de pedos horribles y letales. ¿Qué podría salir mal? Pensado para públicos adultos (y no tanto). Aproximadamente 3600 palabras.
El Crítico Enculado
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,800. Language: Spanish. Published: April 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
El culo de Zack Pimpton nunca ha estado peor, y el hecho de que el médico sea un comediante a tiempo parcial no ayuda. Por desgracia, Zack es bastante cabrón y dice lo que no debe, haciendo que el buen doctor se ponga furioso. Aproximadamente 2.500 palabras.
Captive Audience
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,450. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Three men, one blonde secretary, a jammed up elevator, and a series of ghastly, deadly farts. What could possibly go wrong? Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 3,600 words.
Ten Stinky Stories: Vol. 1
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 33,110. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump weaves together ten flatulent tales of love, betrayal, flesh-eating cannibals, and everyone's favorite green gas, that are sure to blow you away. Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Over 100 pages (approximately 32,000 words).
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 3: Dismembered
Series: Bottling Farts, Inc.. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,260. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dismembered is the third episode of the ongoing serial Bottling Farts, Inc., created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000 words.
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 2: Defiled
Series: Bottling Farts, Inc.. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,940. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Defiled is the second episode of the ongoing serial Bottling Farts, Inc., created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000 words.
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 1: Disheveled
Series: Bottling Farts, Inc.. Price: Free! Words: 4,990. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Disheveled is the first episode of the serial Bottling Farts, Inc., created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 4: Disrespected
Series: Bottling Farts, Inc.. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,690. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Disrespected is the fourth episode of the ongoing serial, Bottling Farts, Inc., created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000 words.
Cuatro Cuentos Apestosos: Volumen 2
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,410. Language: Spanish. Published: August 8, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Cuatro historias de amor, traición y ese gas verde favorito de todos en un inolvidable volumen. Para lectores adultos (maduros o no). Aproximadamente 14.000 palabras.
Cuatro Cuentos Apestosos: Volumen 1
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,390. Language: Spanish. Published: August 8, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Cuatro historias de amor, traición y ese gas verde favorito de todos en un inolvidable volumen. Para lectores adultos (maduros o no). Aproximadamente 11.000 palabras.
Buscando a Floofy
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,660. Language: Spanish. Published: August 8, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Cuando un hombre se enamora perdidamente de un pedo asesino, le resulta difícil aceptar su misteriosa partida. ¿Fue algo que dijo? ¿Algo que hizo? ¿Era su pene demasiado pequeño? Nada tiene sentido. "Te encontraré, mi querida Floofy. ¡Aunque sea lo último que haga!" Para lectores maduros (y no tanto). Aproximadamente 4400 palabras.
Escapada de Fin de Semana
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,670. Language: Spanish. Published: August 8, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Cuando Martin Dollop y Arthur Bodine parten para unas vacaciones románticas en las islas, no tienen idea de lo que les espera. Ahora se pudren en una celda de una cárcel mexicana y parece que han llegado al final del camino. Hasta el pinche guardia no les hará el honor de meterles una bala en la cabeza y les ofrece un poco de veneno para acabar con su sufrimiento.
El Matrimonio Apesta
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,110. Language: Spanish. Published: August 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Mackelroy Puggsley creía haberlo oído todo, hasta que un extraño hombre llamado Bilby Bloob se aparece en su vestíbulo una mañana. Cuando Bilby le pide un permiso de matrimonio para su gaseosa esposa, el viejo pone el freno. Sí, una cosa es casarte con tu novia de la secundaria, pero ¿con un pedo? ¿A quién se le puede ocurrir casarse con un pedo?
Four Stinky Stories: Vol. 2
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,960. Language: English. Published: July 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump weaves together four new flatulent tales of love, betrayal, flesh-eating cannibals and everyone's favorite green gas in one dastardly volume. Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 14,000 words in all.
Hasta que el Gran Pedo Nos Separe
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,190. Language: Spanish. Published: July 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Los temores de Helen Hubbard finalmente se han confirmado. Una mañana, durante el almuerzo en su restaurante favorito, su esposo Gary le confiesa que la ha estado engañando, y está listo para abandonarla en un instante. Cuando ella hurga en el asunto, descubre más de lo que quería saber sobre Muffy, la misteriosa amante de él. "¿¿¿Entonces me estás dejando por un pedo???", exclamó Helen.
The Would Be Asstronaut
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,350. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Hank Larmspitz has a plan. Well, sort of. He's going to be the first man on the moon, dagnabbit, and he's going to do it without the aid of a space suit or even a space ship. Exactly what does he have in mind? Dan Dinkerleaf, a local correspondent for KAAS-LD Eureeka, wants to find out. When he discovers Hank's true intentions, his patience becomes paper thin. "Seriously?" he blurts out.
Weekend Getaway
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,980. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Martin Dollop and Arthur Bodine set off for a romantic vacation in the islands, they have no idea what they're in for. Now rotting away in a Mexican jail cell, it appears that they've reached the end of their rope. Even the pinche guard won't do them the honor of putting a bullet in their heads, and offers each a shot of poison to end their suffering.
Tot de dood ons schijt
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,400. Language: Dutch. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
De angsten van Helen Hubbard worden eindelijk bevestigd. Op een ochtend tijdens de brunch in haar favoriete restaurant bekent haar man Gary dat hij haar bedriegt en klaar is om te vertrekken. Als ze doorvraagt over de materie, komt ze meer te weten over zijn mysterieuze minnares Muffy. "Dus je laat mij in de steek voor een scheet???" riep Helen.
Gastrointestinal Blues
Series: Gastroholics Anonymous. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,740. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Since leaving his posh position at the Department of Motor Vehicles, Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd smelled the last psychotic fart that nearly killed him. But in his new role as a psychologist, he quickly realizes that the problem is more widespread than he thought. Will a crazed client and his two gassy brides prevent the old man from getting one last piece of nookie before he dies?
A Punto de Reventar
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,400. Language: Spanish. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Barnabus Prim ha llegado al final del camino. Ahogado en deudas y casado con una mujer odiosa que no puede ni verlo, decide hacer lo impensable. Pero encontrar el camino al más allá resulta mucho más difícil de lo que él había imaginado. Para lectores adultos (maduros o no). Aproximadamente 3000 palabras.
La Pregunta de 500 Dólares
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,750. Language: Spanish. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Perkins Deadwood no puede dar crédito a sus oídos. Su hijo de doce años acaba de pedirle para Navidad un pedo mascota. Y no cualquier pedo: un pedo español. ¡Ay, caramba! ¿Podrá disuadir a su hijo el vendedor de autos usados? ¿O será esta Navidad realmente apestosa? Para lectores maduros (y no tanto). Aproximadamente 2.500 palabras.
Till Death Do Us Fart
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,550. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Helen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. “So you’re leaving me for a fart???” Helen exclaimed.
Finding Floofy
Series: Finding Floofy. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,030. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When a man falls head over heels for a murderous fart, he has difficulty coping with her mysterious departure. Was it something he said? Something he did? Is his penis too small? None of it makes any sense. "I will find you, my darling Floofy. Even if it's the last thing I do!" For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 4,250 words in all.
The $500 Question
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,950. Language: English. Published: January 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Perkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And not just any fart, a Spanish fart. Hay caramba! Can the used car salesman talk his son out of it? Or is this Christmas really going to stink? For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,100 words.
Going Dutch
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,750. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Barnabus Prim has reached the end of his rope. Drowning in debt and married to an obnoxious wife who can't stand the sight of him, he decides to do the unthinkable. But finding a way to the afterlife proves much more difficult than he imagined. For mature audiences. Approximately 2,800 words.
The Chapped-Ass Critic
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,090. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Zack Pimpton's ass never felt worse, and it doesn't help that his doctor is a part time comedian. Unfortunately, Zack is quite the bastard himself and accidentally says the wrong thing that causes the good, old doctor to snap. Approximately 2,300 words.
20 Common Questions About Farts
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 12,470. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Think you know everything there is to know about mankind's favorite green gas? Well, Donald Rump has something in store for you! Inside, you'll finally get to the bottom of many age-old questions, including: - Where do farts come from? - Are farts people? - Do farts die? - Do all farts go to heaven? - What should I do if a zombie farts on me? And many, many more!
Bottling Farts
Series: Bottling Farts, Inc.. You set the price! Words: 4,700. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Could the greatest power… The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination… The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness… …be obtained by bottling farts??? "Shh…it's our secret…" Vlad told the little boy. "Use the power wisely…" Approximately 2,200 words.
Four Stinky Stories (Volume 1)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,050. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump brings you four flatulent tales of love, betrayal and everyone's favorite green gas in one unforgettable volume. Intended for mature audiences. Approximately 11,000 words in all.
Marriage Stinks
Series: Gastroholics Anonymous. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,500. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard it all until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in his lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries farts?

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