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Member Since: Aug. 18, 2016

Dorothy Bigguns

Biography

Dorothy Bigguns is an avid shuffleboard player, YouTube junkie and a fan of all comedy. She loves to read, write and judge people that don't fart in public. Ms. Bigguns studied at Ohio State University for one semester and discovered that schooling cost too much, so she dropped out to become a full-time porter at a hospital while pursuing a career in writing. In her free time, she volunteers at the local humane society caring for dogs, cats and rabbits.

Books

The World's Greatest Idiot's Quotes: And Some Other Things Said By Some Stupid Ass Dummies by Dorothy Bigguns

Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,020. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2016 by One Jacked Monkey. Categories: Nonfiction » Reference » Handbooks & Manuals, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire » Form / anecdotes & quotations

Everyone throughout the world has misspoken at some point in their lives and "The World’s Greatest Idiot’s Quotes...And Other Things Said By Some Stupid Ass Dummies" is an inside look at some of the dumb things people say. This book gives you some funny and memorable lines by some of the most famous athletes, celebrities, and politicians.

Did You Sh*t Yourself?!: Your Fartin' Asshole Is Not a Great Way to Make Friends by Dorothy Bigguns

Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 20,370. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2016 by One Jacked Monkey. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire » Topic / adult, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire » Form / anecdotes & quotations

"Did You Sh*t Yourself?!" is a collection of autobiographical short stories on Ms. Bigguns' misadventures in flatulence, not intended for the weak of heart or those lacking a sense of humor.

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