Darren Pardee


I'm humble, so I really don't like to talk about myself, but. I like Boston Terrier puppies and words that end in -bly. I regularly tour Port Beach's local convalescent homes and sing songs while playing ukelele. The other day, I noticed a baby hummingbird that had fallen out of its nest, and when I put it gently back, the mother thanked me by pouring its glorious nectar into my nostrils. I am the greatest man alive.


House of Reptiles
You set the price! Words: 106,140. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General
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Summer Vaughn never gave much thought to supernatural events like spontaneous combustion—until her newlywed husband went up in flames on their wedding night. House of Reptiles is a sensational dark comedy/love-story about coming to terms with the supernatural, told by a motley cast of characters each from their own unique perspective. Sometimes it's much easier to believe than cope.

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