Drew Hayes

Biography

Drew Hayes is an aspiring author from Texas who has written several books and found the gumption to publish a few (so far). He graduated from Texas Tech with a B.A. in English, because evidently he’s not familiar with what the term “employable” means. Drew has been called one of the most profound, prolific, and talented authors of his generation, but a table full of drunks will say almost anything when offered a round of free shots. Drew feels kind of like a D-bag writing about himself in the third person like this. He does appreciate that you’re still reading, though.

Drew would like to sit down and have a beer with you. Or a cocktail. He’s not here to judge your preferences. Drew is terrible at being serious, and has no real idea what a snippet biography is meant to convey anyway. Drew thinks you are awesome just the way you are. That part, he meant. Drew is off to go high-five random people, because who doesn’t love a good high-five? No one, that’s who.

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Books

The Fangs of Freelance
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 76,910. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2017 by REUTS Publications. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
The fourth book in the hilarious series following Fred, the vampire accountant, and the misadventures he finds himself in.
Bloody Acquisitions
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 91,010. Language: English. Published: July 26, 2016 by REUTS Publications. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
The third book in Drew's outrageously adventurous and satirical series, including THE UTTERLY UNINTERESTING AND UNADVENTUROUS TALES OF FRED, THE VAMPIRE ACCOUNTANT (Book 1) and UNDEATH & TAXES (Book 2).
Undeath and Taxes
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 81,000. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2015 by REUTS Publications. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
The sequel to the Amazon bestseller THE UTTERLY UNINTERESTING AND UNADVENTUROUS TALES OF FRED, THE VAMPIRE ACCOUNTANT.
The Good Fight 2: Villains
Series: The Good Fight, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 63,590. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2015 by Local Hero Press, LLC. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - multi-author, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
The second anthology from the authors of the Pen & Cape Society contains eleven all-new tales from the wrong side of the law. The proceeds of this collection will benefit long-time comic book author James Hudnall, who has fallen upon hard times, losing a foot to diabetes and becoming homeless. They may write about villains, but they're a pretty heroic bunch.
The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 62,610. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2014 by REUTS Publications. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort.

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