Sebastian Schug

Biography

Sebastian Robert Schug/Nicolas M. Parker (born February 25th, 1998) is an independent American author, illustrator, publisher, and novelist currently residing in suburban Burbank, California. Beginning his illustrative a career at the early age of fourteen jumpstarted by author Rene Ghazarian's The Adventures of Daniel, he has since gone on to become the main author, illustrator, and publisher of numerous works, series, as well as further collaborations with other individuals. Currently, he attends California State University, Northridge, studying Political Science, as well as Art and Law. He is the founder and current webmaster of the internet forum Itsonthehousekid.

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Books

Chloe and Her Crooked Ears
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 20. Language: American English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
Everyone has something special about them! Myself? Well, I happen to have these "crazy crooked ears!" Hi there! My name is Chloe, and as you can see, my ears are crazy crooked! Do you have "crazy crooked ears" on top of your head? I wouldn't say so, but I bet my morning biscuit that you have something similar! Something unique, and most importantly fun about you to show the world!
The Official Guide to Understanding Radical Feminism
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 690. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Essay » Political
By and large, the most exhaustively researched and coherently argued radical feminist apologia to date, The Official Guide to Understanding Radical Feminism is a satirical spin sure to stand the test of time. A must-have addition to any political observer's/analyst's coffee table.
Valley: A Just Desserts Story
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,500. Language: American English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
2022. Sheridan, Wyoming. The time of negligence and egotistical self-righteousness curses the hands of modern day millennials. Yellow journalism and vigilantism are key in order for justice to be served on the uncaring, unkempt, so-called “do-gooders” of modern man. And who's to stop it? The police? The law? ...Or, how about we look at this from a different angle?
Redwood: A Just Desserts Story
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 3,590. Language: American English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
2022. Sheridan, Wyoming. The time of negligence and egotistical self-righteousness curses the hands of modern day millennials. Yellow journalism and vigilantism are key in order for justice to be served on the uncaring, unkempt, so-called “do-gooders” of modern man. And who's to stop it? The police? The law? ...Or, how about we look at this from a different angle?
Just Desserts: White Russian
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 27,480. Language: American English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
Two wrongs don't make a right. Though, in a perfect world, they definitely should. Maxim Khakhayev is your average, everyday patriot. Ironically, in a world not wholeheartedly agreeing with what he believes in, and with each progressing year, it doesn't happen to get any easier.
Moco the Flying Space Dog
Price: $1.99 USD. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Interactive Adventures
Moco is just like any ordinary dog: cute, cuddly, and most importantly, man's best friend. However, there is one big difference most may not know about him... Moco can fly. Faced with the new task of getting his newly lost hamster friend Cody back home, we can safely say being your average space dog is in no way easy, but every bit as adorable!
Super Benjamin Nushmutt
Price: $1.99 USD. Language: American English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Interactive Adventures
The world as we know it is infected by the worst plague of them all: purple slime! Fortunately for the citizens of Earth, a new superhero by the name of Benjamin Nushmutt knows just what to do in order to tackle this gooey, sticky situation!
Courtesy Jerk 5: Full of Holes
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,630. Language: American English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Honestly, is there anything left to say at this point? Is there no shred of hope of humanity left in the world when it comes to customer service? I think you all know the answer here. Courtesy Jerk's fifth installment centers around the memories we've all had as a child of being that wide-eyed confection customer. Doughnuts.
Courtesy Jerk 4: Concessionally Speaking, You're an Asshole
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,270. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
"A story should have a beginning, a middle, and an end, but not necessarily in that order." - Jean-Luc Godard. Yeah? Well, with the way these people are acting, I think their "end" is about to come a lot sooner than expected. The fourth installment of Courtesy Jerk takes us into the world of entertainment, though i'm sure you can tell by this point that life is all but entertaining.
Courtesy Jerk 3: It's Your Fault That Your Kids Suck
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,730. Language: American English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
If you're lucky enough to have children, then you might be unlucky enough to know about all of the garbage that comes with being a parent. Or at the very least, being the parent for a parent.
Courtesy Jerk 2: Hating Others Makes You Better
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,260. Language: American English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Face it, there's so much more to complain about in life. Courtesy Jerk returns with a fresh new installment! This time, breaking away from just the supermarket, we tackle the most annoying, aggravating, and all around worst people to ever walk the earth. Their mannerisms are nothing to smile over, but everything to make fun of, so let's get to it!
Courtesy Jerk: Confessions of a Supermarket Employee
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,820. Language: American English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Remember your first customer service job? Of course you don't! Because you've been trying to push it out of your subconscious for the past fifteen to twenty years! It's cool, I get it; I'm right in that position as we speak. Here's what you've been dying to say all this time though.
Take Your Ex Out For a Steak Dinner
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 30. Language: American English. Published: July 31, 2018. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Adventurers & explorers, Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir
Call it what you want, but you can't call it fiction. In the days of high school and college relationships, girls come and go synonymous to a factory line, though sometimes we just can't grasp why things are the way they are. Through one young man's journey and stories of lost love, a tale of disappointment, and acceptance unfolds. This is my story.
Fratty Daddy
Price: $2.99 USD. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Family / Parents
There's always a time for growing up in life, but what if you aren't exactly ready to do that just yet? From sperrys to kegstands to the comfort of college life at your very fingertips, it's safe to say that more than just my father will be hearing about this.
Glass Cannon
Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 30,270. Language: American English. Published: July 31, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General
It was as peaceful of a country as it could have been. That is, until the bombs fell...
Chakerianism
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 32,350. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
Playboys, elitists, billionaires. You like to live the high life? When a group of five boys turned men of a secret vigilante task force realize that their leader has been mysteriously murdered nearly a decade later, it’s up to them to dust off the dusters, holster their weapons, and kick some tail. Ladies and gentlemen, this is some bad blood.
Just Desserts.
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 21,590. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
2022. Sheridan, Wyoming. The time of negligence and egotistical self-righteousness curses the hands of modern day millennials. Yellow journalism and vigilantism are key in order for justice to be served on the uncaring, unkempt, so-called “do-gooders” of modern man.

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