Eirik Gumeny

Biography

Eirik Gumeny is the author of the Exponential Apocalypse series. His short fiction can be found all over the internet and in various anthologies, and he has contributed to Cracked and The New York Times. He is an avid fan of both Shakespeare and fart jokes.

Eirik was born with cystic fibrosis and was kind of disgusting to be around for a while. In 2014, he received a double lung transplant and may have briefly died. He got better.

Born in the suburban sprawl of northeastern New Jersey, he currently lives in Albuquerque, New Mexico, where he regularly has to fight giant atomic ants with a flamethrower.

Where to find Eirik Gumeny online

Website: http://www.egumeny.com
Twitter: @egumeny
Facebook: Facebook profile

Where to buy in print


Books

Black Hole, Son!
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 25,060. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2018 by Jersey Devil Press. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The fifth and final book in the EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE series! Following the events of REVENGE-ARONI, Thor Odinson and Queen Victoria XXX find themselves world famous and living high on the hog -- assuming that hog is depressed, a little agoraphobic, and literally high. But then! Explosions! Punching! Some other stuff! Hijinks -- and hilariousness and awryness -- ensue.
The Exponential Apocalypse Holiday Special
Price: Free! Words: 6,050. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2017 by Jersey Devil Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Santa Claus is on the run, only it looks like the Abominable Snowmen chased him into the wrong hotel. Queen Victoria XXX and Boudica IX are ready and more than willing to help out everyone's favorite fat man, but could it be that Santa is sitting on a dark secret? Is Christmas in trouble? Again?
Revenge-aroni
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 66,270. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2016 by Jersey Devil Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
REVENGE-ARONI is smart, vulgar, and quite simply the best post-apocalyptic book you will ever read. Filled with gallows humor and inventive swearing and run-on sentences, as well as sex, drugs, violence, and blatant attacks on artisanal coffee, REVENGE-ARONI will be looked back on as the piece of literature that saved humanity from both itself and the inevitable uprising of homicidal crab-people.
High Voltage
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 56,070. Language: American English. Published: February 25, 2014 by Jersey Devil Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
Witty and wired, HIGH VOLTAGE, the third novel in the EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE series, is the post-apocalyptic dark comedy for anyone who wishes The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy had more dick jokes or Clerks had more homicidal old lady ghosts. And, you know, was a book.
Dead Presidents
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 47,240. Language: American English. Published: July 8, 2012 by Jersey Devil Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
DEAD PRESIDENTS, the second book in the EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE series, follows Thor and company through a world rife with megalomanical clones, dinosaur armies, mad scientists, rhinos, and all manner of action and misadventure. Uproarious and unrestrained, DEAD PRESIDENTS puts the "doody" in "doomsday" and the "ha" in "worldwide annihilation."
Exponential Apocalypse
You set the price! Words: 44,030. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2011 by Jersey Devil Press. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Fast-paced, frenetic, funny, and frequently fond of other f-words, EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE is the only book that will have you looking forward to the end of the world.

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