Michael P. Clutton


I'm probably the coolest dork you'll ever meet.
And if you can't laugh at yourself... I'll be happy to do it for you.

Surviving middle age with a sense of humor!

When I'm not writing, I'm an avid music lover and huge NASCAR fan. And yes, I enjoy making people laugh.

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Have You Hugged A Dork Lately?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,100. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Taking Dorks to a new level by adding the Cool factor, Have You Hugged A Dork Lately showcases a vast array of tongue-in-cheek quips, snarky one-liners, snappy comebacks and deadpan sarcasm. From defining the species to verbally slapping stupid people - from relationship observations to a personalized Dork Challenge - this playful romp through a maze of word fun is guaranteed to brighten your day.
JUICE: The Crimson Clone
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 136,180. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
JUICE - BECAUSE FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRINK FRIENDS Blending gritty action, humor, romance and gory splatters throughout a provocative plot with plausible twists -- a tasty concoction that makes JUICE a smash hit! Brace yourself for a twisted reality tale that's NOT about vampires.
Teardrops From Cloud Nine
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 8,250. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry
Teardrops From Cloud Nine showcases nearly four decades of intimate expressions woven into the delicate fabric of a creative tapestry on the wall of one man's life.

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