D.B.Tarpley

Biography

Award winning author D.B.Tarpley is not quite right.

If he wants to do something, instead of sitting around and whining about it, he gets up off his ass and he does it. D.B.Tarpley has stolen an army recruiter’s car. D.B.Tarpley led police on a high-speed car chase through four counties and two roadblocks – crashing into the third doing 135mph. D.B.Tarpley has robbed a bank. D.B.Tarpley has recorded an album. D.B.Tarpley has acted in six plays. D.B.Tarpley has made three movies and two documentaries. D.B. Tarpley has written three screenplays and over a hundred short stories. Still, D.B.Tarpley is not quite right.

D.B.Tarpley currently lives in an undisclosed parcel of godforsaken America with his equally godforsaken dog Che’vato and his godforsaken love slave Barnabus.

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Books

The Compendium Veribellum
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 73,690. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2016. Categories: Essay » Literature
American humorist D.B. Tarpley is at it again with this collection of angry essays, furious poems, and rage-inducing anecdotes. Essentially the coffee-table book from Hell, ‘The Compendium Veribellum’ will grab your brain like a sopping wet sponge and ruthlessly twist until everything you know has been squeezed out onto the cold, hard ground. But in a good way. “The height of cultural discourse
The Death of Love - The Damned Hunger Chronicles Volume 2
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 72,600. Language: English. Published: July 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Mr. F is a vampire. Penny is his slave. Gnat is a ten year old boy possessed by an ancient God. Zombies are everywhere. Nuff said.
Lick the Razor - The Definitive Collection
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 57,550. Language: English. Published: February 10, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
A horror short story collection which will not only knock your socks off... it will shave the skin off your toes.
The Death of Fear
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 72,810. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Mr. F is a vampire. Mr. F eats people Mr. F has a problem. All the people are turning into zombies.
The Night's Night
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 76,410. Language: English. Published: July 8, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Cult underground author D.B.Tarpley has done it again. 'The Night's Night' is his boldest collection to date.
Learning to Kiss in the Snow
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 70,860. Language: English. Published: May 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
All in all 17 new scintillating and salacious tales to sooth your battered and chapped brain. D.B.Tarpley is back and he has done it again! The pages have definitely been left bloody.

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Smashwords book reviews by D.B.Tarpley

  • Puff of Black on Sep. 22, 2014

    'Puff of Black' by Christopher Gretkus is a despondent, desolate indictment of the human race reflecting that we are so far gone from grace as to be irredeemable by nature. This book is unique, visceral, and in your face with a point of view that just won't quit. The writing, the words used, tumble toward you like an errant meteor speeding through space; waiting to collide with your unsuspecting subconscious in the form of raw epiphany. I sincerely enjoyed this piece of work and look forward to anything Mr. Getkus may release in the future.