Frank Genao


I've been a bartender for more than thirty years in Norway, England, Dominican Republic, the U.S, and on various planets in the Milky Way galaxy. Before that, I was employed on various cruise lines, cut meat at a slaughter factory, worked as a newspaper boy, a petrol pump attendant, a waiter, a fluffer for the porn industry, and worked for several mentally insane restaurant & bar owners--some from outside our solar system. I began writing as a release valve from the insanity of bartending and watching people sit at the bar and speak to their pets in baby talk. My writings have been a source of mild amusement for family, friends, and customers too lazy to walk down the street and purchase a newspaper. I've also written for mentally challenged friends, fellow slackers, and compulsive losers seeking help in securing employment through fabricating tall tales on their resumes.

Bartending and cutting grass is what I do for a living, but it’s not who I am.

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Sex, Drugs, the Caribbean, and Rock-n-Roll
By Frank Genao
Series: Life & Sex in the Caribbean, Book 2. Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 49,850. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2013. Category: Fiction
This is a book of expats, tourists, eccentric characters, losers, misfits, and a wide assortment of people who gravitate every day to the Caribbean to reinvent themselves.
The Sex Lives of Misfits
By Frank Genao
Series: Life & Sex in the Caribbean, Book 1. Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 126,650. Language: English. Published: April 6, 2013. Category: Fiction
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This is a book of mayhem, chaos, sex, adultery, bestiality, cruising, preachers, fornicators, motorcycles, riding lawnmowers, donkeys, redheads, Cabarete, Sosua, drag queens, beach restaurants, bars, and a wide assortment of eccentric people who sit at the bar everyday talking about what else...SEX!

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