Frank Genao

Biography

I've been a bartender for more than thirty years in Norway, England, Dominican Republic, the U.S, and on various planets in the Milky Way galaxy. Before that, I was employed on various cruise lines, cut meat at a slaughter factory, worked as a newspaper boy, a petrol pump attendant, a waiter, a fluffer for the porn industry, and worked for several mentally insane restaurant & bar owners--some from outside our solar system. I began writing as a release valve from the insanity of bartending and watching people sit at the bar and speak to their pets in baby talk. My writings have been a source of mild amusement for family, friends, and customers too lazy to walk down the street and purchase a newspaper. I've also written for mentally challenged friends, fellow slackers, and compulsive losers seeking help in securing employment through fabricating outrageous tales of intergalactic travel on their resumes.

Bartending and cutting grass is what I do for a living, but it’s not who I am.

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Books

Cabarete Diaries Book 2
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 65,530. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a book of mayhem, chaos, sex, adultery, donkeys, cruising, preachers, fornicators, losers, misfits, motorcycles, and a wide assortment of eccentric characters who gravitate every day to the Caribbean to reinvent themselves.
How I Became a Millionaire
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 13,780. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Other biographies
This is the true story about how Big Hank became a Millionaire in 18 months. And the catalyst for his rise and fall was a pair of snake skin cowboy boots.
Cabarete Diaries
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 80,790. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Adult
This is about the insanity & madness of working in a restaurant/bar in the Caribbean, and some of the eccentric expats & locals that give a place character, flavor, and personality.
Don't Feed the Natives
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 62,580. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Travel
A young man and a hitchhiker take a John Deere riding lawn mower throughout the Dominican Republic searching for his friend and the meaning of life.
San Francisco: A Glorified Labor Camp With A Nice Buffet
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 50,620. Language: English. Published: April 28, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Travel
This is a book of eccentric characters, street hustlers, preachers, charlatans, losers, misfits, and a wide assortment of people who gravitate every day out to San Francisco in order to reinvent themselves.
Sex, Drugs, the Caribbean, and Rock-n-Roll
Series: Life & Sex in the Caribbean, Book 2. Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 49,850. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Travel
This is a book of expats, tourists, eccentric characters, losers, misfits, and a wide assortment of people who gravitate every day to the Caribbean to reinvent themselves.
The Sex Lives of Misfits
Series: Life & Sex in the Caribbean, Book 1. Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 65,530. Language: English. Published: April 6, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Men’s adventure
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This is a book of mayhem, chaos, sex, adultery, bestiality, cruising, preachers, fornicators, motorcycles, riding lawnmowers, donkeys, redheads, Cabarete, Sosua, drag queens, beach restaurants, bars, and a wide assortment of eccentric people who sit at the bar everyday talking about what else...SEX!

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