Frankie Lassut

Biography

Against all the odds, Frankie manages to write books and remain sane (ish) while working with two women, which is probably why they call themselves Wonky Books. The reason why they do this is fairly simple. Firstly, Frankie can't help writing books, as the process feels very good indeed. Secondly, if the reader gets as much fun from reading the titles as the team has during the writing process (proofing, formatting etc), then that's another person smiling ... mission accomplished.

Where to find Frankie Lassut online


Books

Where There's a Will...
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 12,480. Language: English. Published: December 30, 2011. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
This is the revised and updated version of A Flower in the Attic. It consists of two horror stories, and two sort of fantasy/mystery stories, both inspired by small events. I hope you enjoy them. Where there’s a will deals with a troublesome mother. Warm your cockles deals with growing cockles, and dangerous animals. A Nice Romantic Man? I hope you enjoy a good love story.
Satan's Advocate
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,840. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2011. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
Satan’s not a bad guy, it’s what he feeds on that’s the problem for humans. Humans though are so entrenched with beliefs that have been fed to them (and boy do they believe ‘anything’), that Satan appears to be the ultimate bad guy. What though if Satan is neutral, and just likes eating? What if the food supply is a non phys ...
Tits Up
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Series: Fun and Fantasy, Book 14. Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 16,430. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Science and Nature » Environment
Quiet self time is liquid gold time, it is so very precious. No quiet time, and noise prevails inside the human, and that’s the invite to madness, and in many cases, the doorway to the world of therapy. It’s not enough for sleep to be the only escape from an increasingly insane world. Silence is golden. Silence is our true nature.
The Hell-Raising Rock and Roll Adventures of Alice Pooper and Iggy Popsicle
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Series: Fun and Fantasy, Book 11. Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 14,590. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Adventure
Can two rag dolls of rock gods Alice Pooper and Iggy Popsicle help save the world? Can the two of them persuade governments to stop the rot? We shall see. Rock On Man! Rather controvertial book! For some folk that is.
Mr Splish Splosh and the Silly People
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Series: Fun and Fantasy, Book 10. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,280. Language: English. Published: November 28, 2011. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Flash fiction
Revenge is designed to make you feel better when you’re angry; it’s one of the rungs on the ladder back to feeling good when you find yourself emotionally somewhere where you don’t want to be. Feeling ‘better’ in a positive fashion is cool, better than being in a negative state, where relief is then necessary for you to get back to positive land.
The Cleaning Lady and The Crystal Bell
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,940. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Most people work hard, which in most cases is an activity they don’t ‘choose’, to get money to do an activity they do choose, such as a holiday, or a Johnny Robinson Concert (Johnny Robinson Rocks!). Work is seen as a necessity, which most people do grudgingly, but they still do it to the best of their abilities if only to avoid a rollocking, or the sack?
The Return of the Pied Piper
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Series: Fun and Fantasy, Book 8. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 33,500. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2011. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Transgressional
I finish work for a few days, and get scared because I then didn’t have anyone to think for me. I go up North, but break down on the motorway. I am going to have to pay for a tow or a repair, but my credit card overhears and doesn’t like what it overhears. Why am I going anyway? My mother just spends a couple of days nagging me. Join me on my strange adventure.
One Year in Tibet
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Series: Fun and Fantasy, Book 7. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 29,930. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Adventure
Fifteen minutes a day training the mind to work at optimum level? I fancy a bit of that. I thought, 'who are the Masters' at this? The Tibetan monks of course. I thought, I'll go there and do the job properly. Peace for twelve whole months! Just me, in a cave, no hassle! Perfect!
Oh, I do like to be beside the sea-side
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Series: Fun and Fantasy, Book 6. Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 9,180. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
A lot of people think that people in mental health asylums are there because they have gone mad for some reason, and are therefore locked up to keep them out of so called ‘normal society'. That isn’t quite right; they are there because normal society has driven them mad, and they are actually just downsizing.
The Penis Monologues
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Series: Erotic Distractions. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,560. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2011. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
The Vagina Monologues have been around now for a long time, so, it's time the lads had a shot. It's very difficult being a man, to gather research from men, for this topic i.e. "Hello mate, what does Your 'thingy' smell like?" It will be interesting to see what kind of an audience this gets.
Bonfire Night at the Old Country Manor
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,290. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
A short story in a style called 'Adulchi' for parents to read with thier young children or for older children to read by themselves. The story covers the Bonfire Night party that happens on November the 5th each year in England at an old country manor. The resident animals enjoy thier own party in thier own way.
A Few Dark Pages
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 24,190. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2011. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
Three traditional horror stories. One from Frankie and one each from the channelled souls of Cling and Turbot. Traditional horror is ... ‘ok’, but real horror is more juicy. Real horror has a lot to do with the one thing humans have to do i.e. feel good. The trouble is, there are six billion people on the planet all trying to feel good, or ‘better’, all using different methods of doing so.
Mind Shift, The Beautiful Art of Inn - vention
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 9,770. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
INN Ventions are inventions that have been devised in the surroundings of a pub somewhere. There are some really good ones in this collection, one or two that make the marketplace, and even the easy formula inventors use ... ‘and’ a guaranteed way of receiving money both without working, or trying.
The Chuckling Crab
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Series: Fun and Fantasy, Book 4. Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 15,350. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
The tantalising story of the Ghost Town's (Coventry) brilliant specialised seafood restaurant, which was made to sparkle by Nim Chana, an alien. The restaurant was a legend in its own lifetime. Mouth wateringly funny!
Erotic Distraction No3.1 The Blue Movie & Louise
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Series: Erotic Distractions. Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 6,180. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2011. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies
The author visits a blue movie cinema, gets worked up and passionate. Then a disaster ...
Erotic Distraction No2 Cosmically Ordering Sex from a God with a Devilish Sense of Humour
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Series: Erotic Distractions. Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 4,750. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2011. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
(4.00 from 1 review)
I, the author, because I'm a wellbeing speaker. know that God has an 'offbeat' sense of humour.
Erotic Distraction No1 Nessum Dorma
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Series: Erotic Distractions. Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 2,890. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2011. Category: Fiction » Erotica » General
Erotic books all have the same theme, obviously; and the same end. This one deals with the eroticism embedded in Britain's Got Talent, and features a new sex toy invention.
Heart Failure
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 16,830. Language: English. Published: June 6, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Diseases
The real life sequel to the Tales from the NHSS. If your life is empty, uninteresting and funless? Then develop hypertension and heart failure and attract some zesty excitement. A true account from the wrong side of the canulae.
The Paprefutu
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,830. Language: English. Published: June 5, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Vision
A personal empowement book dealing with the aptly named 'mean-time'. The Law of Attraction sets desire into manifestation but this takes time, and most hate the aptly named 'mean' time ... to their utter dissapointment ... but, remembering how to use this meantime to appreciate rather than to hate it.
Vampire Cleaning
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20,780. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » New Age » Spiritualism
Remembering how to appreciate household chores, and realising the power they hold that can benefit your life.
Yorkshire Pudding and Gravey
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Series: Fun and Fantasy, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,860. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
The author (me), takes a trip through Yorkshire, passing through Harrogate. He(I)stops, goes to a pub to refresh, meets a local, who then begins to tell him stories about deepest rural Yorkshire. You won't believe them; I don't, and I wrote it.
Happy Juice
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 24,240. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Frankie, a past inhabitor of the Lake District in England gives a rather different view, and a way of coping with the omnipresent sheep key rings, ice cream van queues and pieces of slate with barometers set in them and models of people climbing them.
A Romantic Use of Bins
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,760. Language: English. Published: April 25, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Jean and Colin win a prize of a romantic dinner for two as Colin in nominated Englands most romantic man. Colin prepares for a most magnificent gesture of his love for Jean...
Good Friends
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,990. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
(5.00 from 1 review)
A young giraffe and his mother get parted in a wood full of juicy fruit trees.
Love & Light
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,970. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
Two short love stories. Ideal to read whilst commuting gauranteed to soften the heart and make you smile.

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