Gaylord Fancypants

Books

Workin' Men Offer Rough Trade Like Bumpy Commerce, and Their Manhoods Simmer Most Seductively: An MM Rough Trade Novella
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 21,150. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2019 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
His shirt matted to his chest with sweat and filth... Vance needs man! He likes blue-collar workers and rough dudes, the rougher the better... He gets as many men as he can stomach, and then some!
The T-Girl Delicately Dances From Alpha to Alpha in a Line That Zigzags Like Show-Worthy Shafts: An MM Trans/Rough Trade Novella
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 20,200. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2019 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
Alphas crave a feminine touch... Luckily for Helen, she's got the fingers... and more... that they crave! She bounces from man to man in search of the studliest shaft she can find!
Variations on Fantasy Men Are a Brutal Symphony of Brawny Seduction That Buries Lust in Dungeons of Desire: An MM Fantasy/Rough Trade Novel
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 44,740. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2019 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
Kayden loves the men on the cover of fantasy novels, so he's invented a way to seduce them! He travels the worlds of fantasy fiction in search of hot str8 studs, and one by one, he finds them!
Football Jocks Have Dubcon Desires and Manhood to Spare: An MM Urban/Jock Dubcon/Erom Short Tale
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,610. Language: English. Published: February 20, 2019 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
Khyree is a football jock with a secret that'll knock your socks off!
The Brutal Ex-Con Excites Himself With the Softest Rough That Rawly Bubbles Beneath Like Boiled Brawn: An MM Urban/Rough Trade Novella
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 20,230. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2019 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » African American fiction » Urban life
Tricky is an ex-con with some needs he can't admit, so he keeps engineering situations wherein he "has to" fulfill them. Luckily that gives the openly gay men around him more pleasure than they can shake their booty at! Can Tricky get what he needs while maintaining his freedom? Or is he going to end up inside yet again?!
O, What a Tableau of Lust This Barbershop Presents for One Man Who Suckles Like Silence at the Seductious Shaft of Man: An MM Urban/Streetlit Novella
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 21,240. Language: English. Published: February 3, 2019 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » African American fiction » Erotica
Any man can swing on the DL in this barbershop... Quentin is a barber, which means he gets a ton of man-on-man action from some of the sexiest alpha black men around! Can he handle the men of this urban neighborhood? Or will they prove to be too much for his tender twink frame?
Gaylord Fancypants Writes Poetry Too!
Price: Free! Words: 3,810. Language: English. Published: January 30, 2019 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Gay & lesbian, Fiction » Poetry » American poetry
That's right, in addition to the best gay erotica, erom and genre-fiction ever conceived of, Gaylord Fancypants also writes poems! This is his first collection, which contains the only words you'll ever need to read about topics including social media, hollow rats, truth and how to prance like flattered waste! These poems will make -- and possibly already have -- all other poetry obsolete!
Non-Human Alphas Need Biggish Barrels of Lust to Soothe Their Unsatisfied Urges: An MM Fantasy Novella
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 21,230. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2019 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay
Studs come in many shapes and colors... Caleb is about to learn how sexy non-humans can be! He traverses the worlds of fantasy in search of sexy alphas, but he never thought he'd learn to love dwarves, ogres, gnomes, goblins and elves! His voyage takes him to each of these sexier-than-human species and gives him the chance to taste the hunkiest fruit of each race!
Only the Raunchiest Love Can Tarnish the Chrome Shielding This Biker's Heart: An MM Bad-Boy Erom Novelette
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,270. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2019 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
His heart vrooms like the engine of his finely-tuned motorcycle... Sammy never thought his str8-biker habit would turn into an extreme love affair! Can his dirty DILF lover Thorn handle falling in love with a man? Note: This is an official inspired and reimagined second edition of a classic Gavin Rockhard tale!
The Prison Husband Demonstrates His Love and His Hate in Startlingly Similar Ways: An MM Prison Noncon Novelette
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,190. Language: English. Published: December 30, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
Charlie is in for the most intense prison experience of a lifetime! He's about to be prison wifed by an alpha thug named Jackson, who's got designs to turn out Charlie out... and then some!
The Basketball Jock Mustn't Let Anyone See Him Swish His Ball Into the Basket of Love: An MM Jock Erom Noveletta
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,230. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Urban
Swish... Can Keyon handle being a professional basketball player while falling in love with his muscle-bound buddy Gargoyle? Keyon has a need to dribble his ball upon the court of love and swish a three-pointer with all the passion in his jocky heart!
The Blacksmith Has Needs That Can Only Be Satisfied by a Tendermost Touch: An MM Historical Muscle Worship Novelette
Price: Free! Words: 10,260. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Historical » United Kingdom
His biceps are like cordwood and his heart beats with the rhythm of barely subdued passion... Daggith is back in time in merry old England, looking for the dreaded Time Gremlins who have been siphoning off Earth's timeline, when he stumbles across a mountainous man smithing a sword. Daggith soon discovers this blacksmith has got a need he can't fulfill with his own hand!
Dwarven Blacksmiths' Muscles Are Streaked With Grit, Raunchy Sweat and Overwhelming Masculinity: An MM Fantasy Novella
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 20,090. Language: English. Published: November 28, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Anthologies » Erotica Anthologies
There is no more sterling example of manhood than a muscle-bound dwarven blacksmith... And that's exactly why Austin loves them so much! But when he gets trapped in a fantasy world, he's got no choice but to feast on dwarven men of all kinds, worshiping every inch of their hefty, bulging, throbbing slabs of manmeat, until he can find a way to get home!
The 'Plantation Love Is Purest When It Is Dark and Light in a Cleverly Forbidden Way' Series
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 21,810. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay, Fiction » Historical » Western & American frontier
The House Slave Toils Indoors on the Labors of Love Cotton Conceals the Truest of Loves Any Slave Can Submit, But Only the Lovingest Master Can Savor It So Sweetly
The House Slave Toils Indoors on the Labors of Love: An MM Antebellum Erom Noveletta
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,490. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Historical/America
Tommy works for Master Smithston, a curious white man in Alabama who has no interest in his wife, or indeed any women. But Tommy's got feelings he doesn't quite understand either, and he's about to learn he doesn't need to understand them to act on them! This is an outrageous and hardcore tale of love, lust and forbidden romance in antebellum America.
Ebony Manlust on the DL Can Turn Into Manlove in the Open: An MM Urban Fiction Erom Noveletta
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,360. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » African American fiction » Urban life
Can this urban barbershop handle a tale of hardcore manlust... and love? Theo and Franklin are about to find out!
For Julio and Rome, Love Thrives and Dies at Verona Prison: An MM Erom Prison Novelette
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,460. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
Can this hardcore prison handle their love? Julio and Rome are about to find out, in this intense and extreme MM modern-day retelling of Shakespeare's "The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet"!
The Canadian Trailer Park Boy Has a Heart of Gold: An MM Bad Boy Novelette
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,500. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
It doesn't feel gay in the dark of night... Wyatt has long lusted for the sexy muscle-bound bad boy in the trailer next door, but until his release from prison and a period of homelessness, Wyatt never thought he could nab this particular bit of rough! Now that Julian is horny and desperate enough to do... whatever... in the dark, Wyatt's in for the ride of a lifetime!
The Farmhand Is Forbidden: An MM Erom Historical Short Tale
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,410. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Historical/America
Thaddeus has got to work hard in order to earn his inheritance, but thing's get complicated when he gets down and dirty with a hunky farmhand. Can Thaddeus handle his newfound love... and lust?!
The Drill Sergeant Desires Dire Dreams and Stalks of Celery: An MM Erotica Romance Novelette
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,270. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
You had better bend over and grab your ankles, cadet! Sir, yes, sir! As the only civilian and the only gay man on a Marine Corps base, James Parlor stands out from everyone he works with, but he does get plenty of opportunities to ogle hot cadet meat all the time.
The 'In Antebellum America, Love Labors to Savor Man’s Endless Embrace’ Anthology
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 16,610. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
In pre-Civil War America, interracial love and lust between men was forbidden... but no less intense than ever!
Bad Boys Taste the Best: An MM Urban Fiction Jailhouse Novella
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 19,990. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
Tristan looked on in horror and delight at the giant throbbing slab of meat that flopped through the cell bars... Tristan isn't sure whether to believe in the innocence of a new inmate, but he just might enjoy investigating. Can he figure out the truth in this topsy-turvy tale of manhood, manlust and man-on-man action?!
The Sexiest Husband Is the DILF in My Sights: A Gayquean Noveletta
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,750. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
Casey loves his men married and hunky! He seeks out the sexiest of blue-collar mature hunks and older studs, not to mention an occasional young buck! Can he handle his latest series of adventures in husband seduction?
In Indigo Fields Blossoms a Native Love: An MM Historical BM/NM Short Erom
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,300. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Historical/America
Walter is on the run to the north when he stumbles into a handsome Indian with a heart of stone... and gold! Can Walter and Natapoke's love survive amid the tumult of antebellum America?!
Not Even the Heaviest Bricks Can Weigh Down a Loving Heart: An MM Historical BM/WM Short Erom
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,840. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
Tim and George must struggle to consummate their relationship in this incredible tale of romance and action in antebellum America!
This Mine Produces Coal and Love: An MM Historical BM/WM Short Erom
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,490. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
Can James and Tyrone fall in love despite their racial and cultural differences? Neither one of them think it's possible, but love has a way of blossoming in the deepest and darkest of mines!
Money Transforms Ebony Straight to Gay: A MM Streetlit Short Erotica
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,530. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
What can get a straight thug like Jaysen to bend downlow? When the mood is right, he'll do it for a dime or for nothing at all!
Rednecks Need Manlove: A MM Rural Erom Short
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,920. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
David is a widower whose loneliness grows as he manages his farm without his wife by his side. He isn't sure he can handle it, until the day he hires Ralph, a muscle-bound farmhand, and everything changes...
The Dwarven Miner Delves the Vein of His Most Tender Passion: An MM Erom Fantasy Novelette
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,400. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Romance » Fantasy
How could a love develop between a dwarf and a human? Both of them male, one clean and twinkish, the other burly and hairy and rough-edged, these two could never be together... Or could they?! Tervy the Piemonger and Hackle Hammerswing will have to overcome cruelty, harsh insults and even the magically animated dead in order to express the love that pounds in their tender hearts!
In the Stableboy's Heart Stampedes a Lavender Stallion: A MM Steamy Romance
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,300. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Historical, Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay
Edwin is a lord's valet, sworn to be loyal to him and his family forever. Dasher Mugwump is a lowly stableboy, a silently brooding lad with a simmering heart and passions that pound fiercely in his manly chest, passions so potent he could never dare speak them...
Sweat Trickles Down the Blacksmith's Chest: An MM Erom Novelette
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,850. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
Nothing rages hotter than the simmering forge that melts his steely heart... His name is Aethelred, but everyone calls him Plomp... except the frightened peasants who call him "Ogre" because of his heft, his awe-striking muscles and his scarred neck. Can Oliver the sprightly barman from next-door tame this wild beast of a man? Will their neighbors and countrymen allow their love to flourish?
How Do You Say I Love You in Dwarven?: An MM Erom Novelette
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,810. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
Hammer Tipsmash is a half-dwarf, a protector, a worker, a wild ball of fury and lust, full of needs he could never acknowledge... or deny. Dewey Plumpbutter is a tailor, a lilting, flighty human with a shop of his own and an eye for the dwarven refugee who staggers into his village one sunny day. He never thought that fateful encounter would lead to the feelings that bubbled forth within him!
The Tragedy of Othain Unfolds Behind Prison Walls: An MM Dark Romance Novelette
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,740. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Urban
Dizzy and Othain have a love that dares not speak its name behind prison walls... Can their cellmates handle the intensity of their manlust? This is a hardcore modern-day retelling of Shakespeare's "The Tragedy of Othello"!
Any Slave Can Submit, But Only the Lovingest Master Can Savor It So Sweetly: An MM Dubcon Historical Erom Noveletta
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,180. Language: English. Published: June 29, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Historical » Colonial America
Kerald is a slave with a secret -- he loves to be punished, and he loves his overseer too! Can they find a way to be together?
Cotton Conceals the Truest of Loves: An MM Dubcon Historical BM/WM Erotica Noveletta
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,080. Language: English. Published: June 29, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Historical/America
Robert and Toby are in love, despite living in a time and place where it's forbidden for them to live that way. Can their love thrive?
I Fell in Love With a Werestarfish!: A MM Bestiality Shifter Erom
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,760. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
When Mark moved to Hawaii, he had no idea what he was in for! He meets a man and falls in love, only to learn he's not a man at all -- he's a werestarfish! This is a hardcore, raunchy and romantic short tale of love and lust between men!
Mandingo Football Jocks Succumb to Sweetmeat in the Steamiest of Locker Rooms: An MM Cocky Alpha Jock Erotica Noveletta
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,380. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
When a young gay man is hired to work in a professional football team's locker room, he thinks he's found the perfect career for him!
The Mandingo Muscle Band Stole This Jailer's Heart: A MM Poly Interracial Historical Novelette
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,230. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2018 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Interracial
Can Deputy John reconcile his ethics with his job imprisoning a couple of a black men in 19th century Nashville? Can he reconcile their mutual attraction -- to him and each other -- with his sexuality? He's about to find out!

Gaylord Fancypants' tag cloud

19th century    adultery    african american sex    alpha fuck    alpha male    alpha sex    alpha worship    animal sex    antebellum    antebellum america    antebellum erotica    antebellum sex    athlete sex    bad boy    bad boy sex    baller sex    bbc    bdsm    bestiality    biker sex    black men    black men native men    black men sex    black men white men    blacksmith sex    blatino sex    blue collar    blue collar sex    bmnm    brutal    bundle    canadian sex    cellmates    chicks with dicks    civil war    civil war history    convict sex    couplet    cuck    cuckold    cuckquean    dick    dilf    dl    downlow    drill sergeant    dubcon    dubious    dwarf    dwarf sex    dwarven sex    ebony    ebony fiction    ebony gay    ebony sex    echinoderm sex    elf    elf sex    english sex    epic fantasy    erom    erotic romance    fantasy men    fantasy romance    fantasy setting    fantasy sex    farmhand sex    forbidden    forbidden erom    forbidden lust    fuck    futanari    gaming fantasy    gay 4 pay    gay alpha    gay alpha male    gay army base    gay biker    gay black    gay blacksmith    gay blue collar    gay cadet    gay dwarf    gay dwarven blacksmith    gay ebony    gay erom    gay erotic romance    gay excon    gay fantasy    gay historical    gay history    gay jail    gay jock    gay love story    gay military    gay miner    gay mm    gay mm erotica    gay muscle    gay muscular    gay ocean creature    gay prison    gay redneck    gay romance    gay seduction    gay sex    gay sex erotica    gay shifter    gay slave    gay smith    gay soldier    gay sport    gay thug    gnome    goblin    hairy men    hick    high fantasy    hillbilly    historical    historical erom    historical erotica    historical fiction    historical gay    historical mm    historical romance    history    history sex    homo thug    humiliation    husband sex    hustler    imagery    interracial    invertebrate sex    jail bitch    jail sex    jock sex    lgbt    literary    literature    locker room    love story    macho    mandingo    married men    mc erotica    men in love    military sex    mine sex    miner sex    mm alpha    mm erom    mm erotica    mm farm sex    mm historical    mm jock    mm mandingo    mm noncon    mm redneck    mm romance    mm romantic erotica    mm sex    mm shifter    mm slaveowner    mm uniform    monster sex    motorcycle club    motorcycle sex    muscle    muscle men    muscular    muscular sex    musician sex    noncon    nonconsenting    ogre    old england sex    on the dl    overseer gay    plantation gay    plantation romance    plantation sex    plantation slave gay sex    poem    poet    poetry    prison bitch    prison husband    prison rape    prison sex    prison wife    quatrain    rape    raunch sex    raunchy    raunchy sex    redneck sex    relcon    reluctant consent    rhyming poems    romance    romantic    romantic erom    romeo and juliet    rough aggressive brutal sex    rough trade    rural fiction    rural men    sea creature sex    shifter erotica    shower    slave and master    slave master    slave sex    slavery    smith sex    soldier sex    species sex    sportsman sex    stableboy romance    starfish sex    steamy    steamy romance    str8 trade    street trade    streetlit    thug sex    tradie    trailer trash    trans    trans girl    trans woman    transgender    true love    uniform gay    urban fiction    verbal    verse    warrior    white trash    worker    worker sex