Pimp of All Hoes: Big Pink Elephants 2
by Hello World
When governments prohibit ganja, we call the director drug tzar. After all, prohibiting means controlling. By prohibiting ganja and legalizing far more dangerous drugs, governments effectively decide what you can use for yourself.
Well, another less known aspect of government is when it prohibits sex trade. Government is, by similar reasoning, the ultimate pimp tzar.