Geoffrey Neil


Geoffrey Neil, his gorgeous wife and talkative son live in Los Angeles with a useless, ungrateful fish that Geoffrey threatens at least once daily.
Geoffrey hates writing, but he can't break the obsession even though he prefers Angry Birds, TV and people to keyboards. Although his books are not horror, they still freak him out while he's typing them. Geoffrey's overactive imagination and genuine fear of almost everything are tools that help him write novels, but also get him wound tighter than an eight-day clock. His wife calls him the mayor of Stress Town. For Pete's sake, go read one of his books. It will make the poor guy feel better ... And you might save a pathetic fish.

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Human Resources
By Geoffrey Neil
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 111,850. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2013. Category: Fiction
Some things are worse than getting fired. A beautiful business consultant swoops in to rescue a struggling company from financial disaster. She has more on her mind than assisting with personnel issues. Employee Lonnie Raiford embarks on a frantic search to uncover the secret reason for her visit that is more bizarre than anyone had imagined.
Dire Means
By Geoffrey Neil
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 132,930. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2010. Category: Fiction
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
A ruthless vigilante uses terror to transform the affluent, coveted beach-side city of Santa Monica California. His ingeniously-targeted campaign of fear ends homelessness in days, curing public apathy toward the impoverished. Dire Means weaves a tale of a city under siege, its citizens forced to flaunt the Golden Rule as the only way to survive. Only one person can end the nightmare.

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