Glenn Lazar Roberts


Former taxi driver, security guard, cook, real estate salesman, Glenn in pre-Internet days worked for a fiction publishing house as a submissions reviewer and editor. A lover of languages, Glenn has degrees in history, anthropology, and law, has taught college, and has translated both Russian and Arabic professionally. He is an international attorney, having done graduate work in Soviet Uzbekistan and represented members of the Wagge tribe of the Central Highlands of Papua New Guinea in legal negotiations. Glenn has written a short story in Arabic, and writes reviews of books published in several languages for As a writer, Glenn wrote his first novel (Maalstrom) at the age of twenty, and he is still writing the greatest weird books that you’ve never read, including his latest, Quantum Marlowe, now available from TWB Press and available here on Smashwords. (Note: there is no such thing as a Canali suit!)

Smashwords Interview

What's the story behind your latest book?
I currently have several books in the pipeline. Two are novels including one satire about a down-to-earth guy who decides he's Not Gonna Take It Anymore. The other is a horror novel about a young man who must keep the exact same change in each pocket or very bad things will happen. To find out more, consider supporting my work at Writing books is difficult, time-consuming, and expensive. Believe it or not, corporate publishers are not lined up to publish comedic works, especially social satires that have fun with Social Justice Warriors like Maggie, the Radiated Lesbian Nun. Many sites have banned me completely. Also in the works is a non-fiction work (I prefer the word 'faction') analyzing the phenomenon of Political Correctness. Not yet completed.

For background about me and my writing, you can hear a radio interview from 2017 at .
What motivated you to become an indie author?
The Political Correctness of the publishing industry.
Read more of this interview.

Where to find Glenn Lazar Roberts online

Where to buy in print


The Warriors
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 75,530. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2020. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Framed for murder in Griffith Park, Social Justice Warrior Maggie and her all-girl roller derby team must return to Santa Monica to stop a conspiracy of politically incorrect aliens who want to flood the Earth with global warming. Political Correctness meets its match in this parody of the 1979 cult classic New York gang movie The Warriors.
The Glow
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 75,660. Language: English. Published: October 3, 2020. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Horror » Occult
Sam Trencher has a problem. To keep from exploding into flames he must keep the same coins in each pocket. Six years ago he left his home town and his girl. Now he’s coming back to find her—but he can’t tell what’s real and what’s not…and his temperature is rising.
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 117,820. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
On the planet Maalstrom, Flores of the Turlicum Clan battles rivals in the ancient City of Ven and discovers a secret entrance to the forbidden Temple where he falls in love with the priestess Amina, the most beautiful gila of the Three Valleys. Heroic fantasy in the tradition of Robert E. Howard & Edgar Rice Burroughs, from Equus Publishing.
Cross-Dressers From Pluto
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 63,580. Language: English. Published: December 25, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Pop the Thunderbird wine and break open the nopalitos, because SJW Maggie, the Radiated Lesbian Nun, is igniting fires and breaking hearts from Santa Monica to across the galaxy. Young Maggie leaves her convent, meets her first boy, and gets caught in a nuclear explosion!
The Selk King
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 150,910. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Flores of the Turlicum pursues his lost love Amina across the alien planet Maalstrom to the Island of the Sun-God. In another plot with unexpected twists, Flores discovers the Black Pillar and climbs its spiral ramp from the nether-world to the selks’ glass city in the clouds, further unfolding the mysterious relationships that link Maalstrom’s bizarre inhabitants. Maalstrom Series, Book 2.
Judge Crater Takes a Powder
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 64,740. Language: English. Published: November 25, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Judge Crater goes undercover for the FBI in this hilarious satire in 1930s America, with an eccentric cast of characters including Amelia Earhart, J. Edgar Hoover, Orson Welles, German spies, space-folding transvestites, and recipe-obsessed nuns, exposing a galactic conspiracy of aliens intent on flooding the Earth with global warming. Adventures of the Radiated Lesbian Nun, Book 1.
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 35,690. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Occult, Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi
The hurricane party went well--until someone locked the doors. Now biologist Carmen Niles must lead her friends through an underground maze, triggering a deadly scheme to sabotage a medical research center's experiments.