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The World's Funniest Raunchy Bathroom Graffiti
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,280. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2016 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Immoral, thoughtless people's minds are a terrible thing to waste. That's why mankind has books of bathroom graffiti. Book samples: 1. My husband’s scrotum’s been swollen for the last few days but I’m keeping a close eye on it. 2. What if they gave an orgy and nobody came? 3. Jesus took it on the palm 4. Count Dracula, your bloody Mary is ready.
The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti: Volume 3
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,540. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2016 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti". Attempts were made to keep the contents of all "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!). Unlike other graffiti books which present any kind of graffiti, this book concentrates on wall-writing that’s funny.
The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti: Volume 2
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,150. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2016 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you this book of funny bathroom gibberish. Attempts were made to keep the contents of all "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!). Unlike other graffiti books which present any kind of graffiti, this book concentrates on wall-writing that’s funny.
The World’s Funniest Bathroom Graffiti: Volume 1
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,450. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2016 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you this book of funny bathroom gibberish. Attempts were made to keep the contents of all "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!). Unlike other graffiti books which present any kind of graffiti, this book concentrates on wall-writing that’s funny.
Mouth Watering Men
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 16,610. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2015 by GNP. Categories: Nonfiction » Sex & Relationships  » Sex guides & how tos, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Sexuality
This ebook comes with four additional ebooks which are normally sold separately. Your five ebooks are presented in this order: 1. THE PS-SPOT ORGASM: Don't Wait Any Longer For This Kind of Pleasure 2. The A-spot Orgasm: The Elusive Super Orgasm 3. Mouth Watering Men 4. The U-Spot 5. Breast Massage Secrets Revealed
BDSM Stories: The Big Book of BDSM Entertainment
Price: $9.95 USD. Words: 108,580. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
Pushing the boundaries of BDSM and kink is prevalent in many people's fantasies. This big BDSM book offers a full plate of Bondage, Domination, Sadism and Masochism stories, novellas and knowledge. Female PS-spot and A-spot orgasm sex manuals are included.
Anal Sex
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 17,490. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Nonfiction » Sex & Relationships  » Sex guides & how tos, Nonfiction » Sex & Relationships  » Women's sexuality
This ebook contains 14 exciting original scenes and stories for male-female anal sex. This ebook also comes with four bonus ebooks. 1) Anal Sex 2) The Absolutely Essential Guide to Erotic Breast Massage 3) Special Things To Do During 3 Hours of Sex; A Step-by-step Guide 4) THE PS-SPOT ORGASM 5) Absolutely Essential Tips for Buying & Selling On eBay
Spanking Stories: The Big Book of Adult Spanking Entertainment
Price: $6.95 USD. Words: 105,750. Language: English. Published: June 28, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM, Nonfiction » Sex & Relationships  » Sex guides & how tos
What she did was inexcusable and now she's going to be punished! - Spanking, spanking and more spanking. This huge BDSM-oriented spanking ebook offers a full plate of adult spanking stories, novellas and knowledge. PS-spot and A-spot orgasm sex manuals are included as bonuses.
BDSM Rules
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,660. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
Sex and punishment can go hand in hand. There are rules for you to obey young lady. When you disobey you will be punished. You will be dominated and controlled. Get to know these rules well as this is who you are and what you do. Once you agree to them, you will follow these rules without question.
The Three Day Spanking Party: 18 Girls & 270 Spankings – Special Edition - 5 Books in One
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 34,380. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
This very memorable and extreme spanking party occurred in 2006. For three days and nights, the sound of pretty ladies getting spanked OTK and strapped to spanking apparatuses, was the norm. Informal reports put the number of substantial spankings at the three day event to be around 300. Us girls left with very raw butts, a great memory and many thousands of dollars for our trouble.
The Absolutely Essential Book of BDSM and S&M Rules – Special Edition - Five eBooks in One
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 31,340. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
You will be dominated and controlled. Get to know these rules well as this is who you are and what you do. Once you agree to them, you will follow these rules without question. As you act out your most secret fantasies, you will walk the line between pleasure and pain. While experiencing the yin and yang of domination and submission, these rules will comfort you in your life of spankings and sex.
Bed Arrest, the Punishment for BDSM Enthusiasts
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,940. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
In this book bed arrest is described and discussed by the author who has many years of experience carrying it out as punishment on wayward submissive ladies. Suggestions are made regarding how to most optimally carry out BDSM bed arrest on a sub/slave. Of course for purposes of BDSM punishment you can adapt what’s in this book to fit your particular desires, needs and time schedule.
Breast Massage Secrets Revealed: Get Pleasure Like You’ve Only Imagined
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,230. Language: English. Published: June 9, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Nonfiction » Sex & Relationships  » Sex guides & how tos
The specialized breast massage discussed in this book can give a woman more pleasure than she's ever imagined. If her lover is unavailable to pleasure her this way, women can easily give themselves this type of specialized and extremely pleasurable breast massage, and it's something women can do to themselves for the rest of their lives.
Mistress/slave BDSM Contract
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 18,580. Language: English. Published: June 9, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
Here is the contract with all the rules that I was required to sign and obey. I think you'll find it very interesting and helpful in your relationship. This 8.5 x 11 inch, sexually charged Mistress-female slave contract and agreement book is set up so Mistress and her female slave can agree on the great number of BDSM and otherwise sexually related topics that can come up in their relationship.
Dramatic Weight Loss Using BDSM
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,980. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
This impressive weight loss alternative has been life changing for many. Among other things, this weight loss program excels in providing much needed motivation to lose weight. This book provides special weight-loss tools and tips for the BDSM inclined. (Please note that this ebook will be most beneficial to those interested in the BDSM lifestyle.)
Mistress Spanks Her Slave Girl for 12 Hours: Confessions of a Well-spanked Slave
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 30,600. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
This book doesn't spend a lot of time setting up a spanking scene, it's almost completely filled with detailed sex and punishment scenes. Mistress and I (a young lady) have a romantic relationship that is in part based on spanking. Our romance wouldn't be the same if she didn't spank me so much.
Master/Submissive BDSM Contract
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,340. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
I was a "Good" girl by all rights, then I had a boyfriend that forced me to do things. It started out as 'play' that I did out of love for him. It was simple, light bondage, soft spankings. I now look at what it has become, piercings in places I never dreamed. He started sharing me with others and takes discipline very seriously. When and how did I go from being a good girl to a slave girl?
The Three Day Spanking Party: 18 Girls & 270 Spanking
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 23,970. Language: English. Published: June 7, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
This very memorable and extreme spanking party occurred in 2006. For three days and nights, the sound of pretty ladies getting spanked OTK and strapped to spanking apparatuses, was the norm. Informal reports put the number of substantial spankings at the three day event to be around 300. Us girls left with very raw butts, a great memory and many thousands of dollars for our trouble.
When the Spankings Never End: Confessions of a Well Spanked Slave
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 33,930. Language: English. Published: June 7, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
This book is a major literary spankfest! If you're a spankophile you'll want to read it! This ebook contains two bonus ebooks. Your three ebooks are presented in this order: 1) Spanking Dictionary (nonfiction adult erotica) 2) Bare Bottom Spanking – The Las Vegas Spanking Adventure 3) When the Spankings Never End: Confessions of a Well Spanked Slave.
BDSM Master/slave Contract
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 19,020. Language: English. Published: June 6, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
This is the ebook version of the more offical hardcopy extensive Master/submissive contract/agreement is 8.5 by 11 inches that has the look and feel of a legal document. This extensive sexually charged Master-female slave contract/agreement book is set up so Master and his female slave can agree on the huge number of BDSM topics that can come up in their relationship. Master and slave can add, up
Women’s Prison Spankings
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 22,420. Language: English. Published: June 5, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
Women’s Prison Spankings is a detailed fanciful account of the erotic prison life for more than 30 incarcerated women inmates. They have agreed to accept regular spankings and other sexually oriented activity in exchange for lowering their prison sentence and earning extra money. For them life is filled with spankings, paddlings and strappings as well as other BDSM related experiences.
Constantly Spanked: Confessions of a Professional Female Spankee
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 23,980. Language: English. Published: June 4, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
I make my living off of being spanked. I love how my butt is almost always warm and marked. I also have a lovely, though sadist mistress who I play with as all this spanking sure makes me horny. My butt can take a lot of spanking and good thing because folks who pay to spank me, really like to get their money's worth. Often they spank me as hard and as long as they physically can.
Spanking Contract
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 20,680. Language: English. Published: June 4, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
Learn and define the specifics of your adult spanking relationship! This extensive, sexually charged adult Spanker/spankee contract and agreement ebook is set up so spanker and spankee can better understand and agree on the huge number of adult spanking related topics that can come up in their relationship. (Spanking of minors is not discussed in this book.)
Spanking Dictionary
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,810. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM, Nonfiction » Sex & Relationships  » Sex guides & how tos
His arm is strong and his body is firm and he'll be upstairs soon to take care of this matter once and for all. As she stands in the corner waiting for her spanking, her untouched bottom is exhibited in all its pristine glory. The pretty lady fidgets and mewls in nervous anticipation. She knows that soon she'll be back in the corner but sporting a much redder behind.
Slave Sarah Is Getting 10 Hard Spankings Today: Volume 2
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 22,070. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
Hello I’m slave sarah. My mistress is very demanding and strict. She controls my life in almost every way. I pleasure my mistress many times a week. Mistress is a firm believer of keeping her slave well disciplined and has a big collection of paddles, slappers, straps, whips, floggers, heavy rulers and more. This is the second volume (along with two other related ebooks).
The Absolutely Essential BDSM Sexual Experience
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,750. Language: English. Published: June 2, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
This ebook comes with two free additional ebooks. Your ebooks are presented in this order: 1) Women’s Super Sex Secret 2) The Absolutely Essential BDSM Sexual Experience 3) Spanked Before, During & After Sex: The Life of a Spanked Callgirl
Bare Bottom Spanking: For Punishment & Pleasure
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 19,800. Language: English. Published: June 2, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
Misguided, misinformed or just misbehaving? If so bare bottom adult spanking is there for you! Is it a bare bottom punishment spanking that the lovely lady is going to get? Looks like it. She stands in the corner of their bedroom waiting for the inevitable. She knows she's been bad but thought she could get away with it one more time.
Spanking Romance
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,450. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
My Master and I have a spanking romance. Master spanks me about twice a day. It's one way he shows how much he loves me, and it's something he genuinely likes to do. To finish the day off, often Master gives me a spanking before bedtime. If a friend comes over that's into BDSM, he'll let him or her spank me also if they want. I don't think he feels I can be spanked enough.
Slave Sarah Is Getting 10 Hard Spankings Today: The Whole Story
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 25,140. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
Hello I’m slave sarah. My mistress is very demanding and strict. She controls my life in almost every way. I pleasure my mistress many times a week. I’m also available to any of her friends if she wishes. Mistress is a firm believer of keeping her slave well disciplined and has a big collection of paddles, slappers, straps, whips, floggers, heavy rulers and more.
Jenni’s Dilemma
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 28,250. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
Hi, my name is Jenni. I'm twenty and a schoolgirl at a very prestigious all girls private college in South Africa. We all wear school girl uniforms. Well here in 1970s South Africa, us schoolgirls would get spanked for our transgressions. I now will tell you all about it.
Spanked Before, During & After Sex: The Life of a Spanked Callgirl
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 17,590. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
"Just get to the spanking already!" How often do you read a spanking story and get tired of the long, boring build-up? Well no long boring build ups to all the spankings in this book. This pretty masochistic BDSM slave girl makes her living from getting the spankings other girls can't take. And man can she ever take a long, hard over the knee, bare bottom spanking.
Central America’s Secret Prison For Slave Girls
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,500. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
This book is a detailed account of the erotic prison life for numerous incarcerated women inmates. They have agreed to accept corporal punishment and other sexually oriented activities in exchange for lowering their prison sentence. For them life is filled with discipline and sex. Rules are numerous and punishments are doled out liberally. Bi-sexuality is the norm.
Slave Sarah Is Getting 10 Hard Spankings Today: Volume 1
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 21,170. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
Hello I’m slave sarah. I am a very well trained BDSM female sex slave. My mistress is very demanding and strict. Mistress spanks me on average about twice a day. It’s something she genuinely loves to do. Usually mistress always gives me a spanking before bedtime. That spanking is among my favorites...
The PS-Spot Orgasm: Don't Wait Any Longer For This Kind of Pleasure
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,830. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Nonfiction » Sex & Relationships  » Sex guides & how tos
If you're a woman who has never tried to have a PS-Spot orgasm then you are potentially missing out on something incredible. This ebook comes with two free additional ebooks. Your ebooks are presented in this order: 1. Breast Massage Secrets Revealed 2. Special Things To Do During 3 Hours of Sex; A Step-by-step Guide 3. The PS-Spot Orgasm: Women Don't Wait Any Longer For This Kind of Pleasure
Women’s Super Sex Secret
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,670. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Nonfiction » Sex & Relationships  » Sex guides & how tos
You've experimented with different sex toys until you've found one or more that you'd kill for, but do you know about this, because you really need to! This book comes with two free additional bonus ebooks. Your books are presented in this order: 1. Breast Massage Secrets Revealed 2. The PS-Spot Orgasm: Don't Wait Any Longer For This Kind of Pleasure 3. Women’s Super Sex Secret
The Spanking Dictionary – Huge Bonus Edition – 10 eBooks in One!
Price: $6.95 USD. Words: 84,150. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
A good spanking can be like original music, you make it up as you go along. As long as you practice your skills and maintain your endurance, it can be fun, useful and sexually stimulating! There's a look of satisfaction and determination that shows the spanker is proud of his or her work. But the spankee is more concerned about that intense sting that's rapidly developing on his or her butt.
Bed Arrest, the Punishment For BDSM Enthusiasts Special Edition - 3 eBooks in One
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 19,850. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
In this ebook bed arrest is described and discussed by the author who has many years of experience carrying it out as punishment on wayward submissive ladies. Suggestions are made regarding how to most optimally carry out BDSM bed arrest on a sub/slave. Of course for purposes of BDSM punishment you can adapt what’s in this book to fit your particular desires, needs and time schedule.
Bed Arrest, the Punishment for BDSM Enthusiasts – Huge Bonus Edition - 10 eBooks in One
Price: $9.95 USD. Words: 69,820. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
In this book I’ll also make suggestions regarding how to most optimally carry out the punishment of bed arrest on your deserving lady. Obviously both parties involved can adapt what’s in this book to fit their desires, needs and time schedule. This book is also loaded with a huge amount of additional bonus sexy BDSM related reading material that will keep you busy for a very long time!
The Absolutely Essential Guide to Erotic Breast Massage – Special Edition – 5 eBooks in One!
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 19,940. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Nonfiction » Sex & Relationships  » Sex guides & how tos
This ebook includes 4 free bonus ebooks. Your five ebooks are presented in this order: 1) The Absolutely Essential Guide to Understanding Elder Financial Abuse 2) The Absolutely Essential Guide to Erotic Breast Massage 3) Entertaining Kinky Personal Ads From Around the World 4)100 Great Lines to Put In Your Personal Ads 5) Absolutely Essential Tips for Buying & Selling On eBay
The Absolutely Essential Guide to Great BDSM and S&M Sex – Huge Bonus Edition
Price: $9.95 USD. Words: 68,350. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
Extreme pleasure breast massage, orgasm on demand, erotic punishments and extreme intensity BDSM S/M orgasms are the norm in the BDSM world for many women; let's make it that way for you!
Spanked Before, During & After Sex: The Life of a Spanked Callgirl – Special Edition - 5 eBooks in One
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 36,960. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
Often I'm stripped naked and tied down to a wooden platform for a long, hard strapping and/or paddling. That's however only after they've first given me a good over their knee spanking. Yes it hurts a lot but it pays the bills and gets me so excited.
Dramatic Weight Loss Using BDSM – Huge Bonus Edition
Price: $9.95 USD. Words: 68,870. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
This impressive weight loss alternative has been life changing for many. Among other things, this weight loss program excels in providing much needed motivation to lose weight. This book provides special weight-loss tools and tips for the BDSM inclined. (Please note that this book will be most beneficial to those interested in the BDSM lifestyle.)
Have Awesome BDSM Sex – Special Edition – 5 eBooks in One
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 33,510. Language: English. Published: May 6, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
This must read book details an intense and dramatic kinky sexual multi-hour BDSM bondage, sex and spanking experience for a male Master and female submissive or slave. You just must experience this. The specifics of this great BDSM sexual playtime is unique and comes with complete and sexually graphic instructions. This BDSM playtime scene can be repeated over and over again.
Regularly Spanked, Strapped and Paddled: The Life of a Female Spanking Model – Huge Bonus Edition
Price: $9.95 USD. Words: 64,900. Language: English. Published: May 6, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
My butt can take a lot of abuse and good thing because folks who pay to spank me, really want to get their money's worth. Often they spank me as hard and as long as they physically can. These spankings can make me cry. Often I'm stripped naked and tied down to a wooden platform for a long, hard strapping and/or paddling. That may be after they've first given me a good over the knee spanking.
Mistress Spanks Her Slave Girl for 12 Hours – Special Bonus Edition – 10 eBooks in One!
Price: $9.95 USD. Words: 81,250. Language: English. Published: May 6, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
Mistress and I (a young lady) have a romantic relationship that is in part based on spanking. Our romance wouldn't be the same if she didn't spank me so much. My spanking story doesn't spend a lot of time setting up the spanking scenes, it's almost completely filled with detailed sex and punishment. This ebook includes nine bonus ebooks.
BDSM Sex Slaves - Huge Bonus Edition - 10 eBooks in One!
Price: $6.95 USD. Words: 97,380. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
So many female bisexual BDSM sex slaves were trained, disciplined and enjoyed by the Dark Souls. Slavegirl humiliation tactics were expected and part of the slave's spiritual growth and purification. Even being allowed to talk in public became a privilege not a right. The Dark Souls had cleansed them of their sins using straps, paddles, whips, (or so they thought!)
Master and Female Submissive or Slave BDSM Contract – Special Edition - 5 eBooks in One
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 26,600. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2014 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
Master and Female Submissive or Slave BDSM Contract - This extensive, sexually charged Master-submissive/slave contract book is set up so Master and submissive/slave can agree on the great number of BDSM topics. The 8.5 x 11" hardcopy version (sold separately) has more room to make additions and amendments. If you like what you read here, you'll likely want to get the 8.5 x 11" hardcopy edition.
Bare Bottom Spanking – Huge Bonus Edition
Price: $9.95 USD. Words: 70,450. Language: English. Published: October 2, 2013 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
Adult bare bottom spankings are to be given, enjoyed and cherished. The bareness of the bottom is special and deserves special attention! This huge publication's first spanking ebook describes an elaborate spanking adventure that took place in Las Vegas. Also included in this big ebook are nine additional bonus ebooks (making this ebook a $29.90 value!)
Special Things To Do During 3 Hours of Sex: A Step-By-Step Guide
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,700. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2013 by GNP. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
More than 20 smoking hot steps for couples having a great playtime experience. 1. When you enter my place, you (the lovely lady) will take off your shoes and go kneel on the thick padding next to my bed (or other agreed upon spot like a chair or couch). Unless told differently, your eyes should be looking at where my midsection would be when I sit down in front of you.
Entertaining Kinky Personal Ads: The Humorous and the Absurd
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,390. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2013 by GNP. Categories: Nonfiction » Sex & Relationships  » Sex guides & how tos
This book presents a variety of interesting kinky personal ads and ad excerpts. It's a fun way to peak into this culture. Here are a few of the hundreds in the book: *This is your Mistress speaking, don't just dream about crawling into captivity under the cruel and capricious control of the superior sex, DO IT. *36c and into most kinks and perversions. Many, many more in the book!
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