Alex lives in a town where nothing much happens.
He is sent to kill a dragon by the mayor, and finds Janice the sneezing dragon. Alex helps Janice go to the Festival of Bees and needs to convince the mayor the dragon is dead...how will he do that?
When Gordon takes a job at the local department store, he couldn't possibly know every item that's sold, but when he finds dinosaurs, aliens and carnivorous chickens, he realises that there's something about the shop that's not quite normal.
From strange and violent games to cross-breed animal men, Gordon's life is about to change forever.