John Richards, Jr

Biography

Hi everyone, I'm John. I like to write funny stories, and make people laugh. I'm 35, very funny and single too.
I like famous women, and eating all the wrong foods. My dream is to live in a bungalow on the Moon, with Vicky Pattison and Britney Spears. I also like drinking lemon juice, as it makes me pull funny faces, as you can see in my photo.

If you want a cheap laugh,buy all of my books now.

Smashwords Interview

Where did you grow up, and how did this influence your writing?
I grew up in a desert, and there was nothing, anywhere. I had to have a good imagination, else I would die of boredom. The desert skies were magical, and were a big influence on my creativity.
When did you first start writing?
I first started writing at the age of 5, with basic letters of the alphabet and numbers. By age seven, I was starting to write joined up words and stuff. However, in my school time, I never learned grammar properly, and in terms of sentence structure and punctuation... I had to fend for myself.
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Books

Be Gentle With Me: More Legendary Twaddle.
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,240. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Thomas Daw leaves us questioning his sanity once again with 'Be Gentle With Me.' More than just a pretty face, Thomas Daw writes in a way that will leave you feeling like an Elephant has just burst through your living room, wearing lingerie. Bad language, insanity and twaddle at its best.
National Treasure: More Hilarious Nonsense.
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,110. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
More insanity, expletives and absolute rubbish from Thomas Daw. National treasure is for those who love anything with a strange sense of humour. You will either cry with laughter or not find National Treasure funny.
One Possible Dream.
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,450. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
One Possible Dream, the story of Thomas Daw. Truth, fiction and insanity, all rolled into one.
Out Of This World: The Beginning.
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 27,280. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Hilarious and insane, Out Of This World is a book that will bend your mind. There is nothing quite like Out Of This World on the market.

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