Hi everyone, I'm John. I like to write funny stories, and make people laugh. I'm 35, very funny and single too.
I like famous women, and eating all the wrong foods. My dream is to live in a bungalow on the Moon, with Vicky Pattison and Britney Spears. I also like drinking lemon juice, as it makes me pull funny faces, as you can see in my photo.
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Where did you grow up, and how did this influence your writing?
I grew up in a desert, and there was nothing, anywhere. I had to have a good imagination, else I would die of boredom. The desert skies were magical, and were a big influence on my creativity.
When did you first start writing?
I first started writing at the age of 5, with basic letters of the alphabet and numbers. By age seven, I was starting to write joined up words and stuff. However, in my school time, I never learned grammar properly, and in terms of sentence structure and punctuation... I had to fend for myself.
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