H.E. Ellis


Writer of questionable talent seeks readership with an appreciation for the fine art of mocking. Interests include candlelight dinners, long walks on the beach, and Abe Vigoda. Must love New England. Author of REAPERS WITH ISSUES and THE GODS OF ASPHALT series.



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F*cked Up Fairy Tales
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 49,870. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
From the warped and creative minds of the Blogosphere’s most talented writers comes a retelling of classic fables and fairy tales, each one more twisted than the last. F*cked Up Fairy Tales is childhood as you never remembered it.
Iconic Interviews
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 19,100. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(5.00 from 1 review)
The world’s most beloved holiday icons presented in a collection of irreverent interviews that take on the backstory of their imagined existences.
Reapers With Issues
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 29,380. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
REAPERS WITH ISSUES follows the journey of the Grim Reaper as he struggles day to day to survive middle management Hell.
The Gods of Asphalt - Book One
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 122,610. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Fearing he’s doomed to follow the same life path that defeated his father, a promising high school basketball star leaves home to make his own way until he discovers a fate worse than failure: success.

H.E. Ellis' tag cloud

action    adult    adult fiction book series    afterlife    boys    brothers    charity    christmas    collaboration    comedy    dark humor    death    erotica    fairy tales    fantasy    fiction    folklore    holiday    humor    icon    media    music    paranormal    parody    religion    romance    satire    scandal    sports   

H.E. Ellis' favorite authors on Smashwords

Del Carmen Eskimo
Latest book: Girly Little Secret. Published August 25, 2011.
Lee Ivory
Latest book: Game of the Century. Published August 27, 2011. (3.00 from 1 review)

Smashwords book reviews by H.E. Ellis

  • Girly Little Secret on Aug. 27, 2011
    (no rating)
    Alright Eskimo, I'm hooked. Totally loved your voice in this. I'll give your book five stars for voice, four stars for concept and three for excecution. Keep, keep, keep writing and that three will become a five in no time!
  • Murder In Mo-Town on Aug. 27, 2011

    I enjoyed the voice in the story and am definitely looking forward to the next one!
  • Game of the Century on Aug. 27, 2011

    VERY creepy concept but the story was well told. Strong voice and worth the read.
  • Scenes From A Morning Drive on March 24, 2012

    Nothing is what it seems in Edward Hotspur's world. Inspired by his ultra-humoruos blog, this compilation book SCENES FROM A MORNING DRIVE reads like a Lewis Carroll novel ghost-written by William Shakespeare as spoofed by Monty Python. More than just words, SCENES FROM A MORNING DRIVE is short fiction at its best. With the weather often inspiring his moods and his esoteric music stylings an ever constant soundtrack; Edward Hotspur waxes poetic on everything from road constructions to cloud formations to office minutea. His skillful way with words and unique perspective on love, life and laughter brings new meaning to the term "triple threat." Sometimes heartwarming, often tragic but always humorous SCENES FROM A MORNING DRIVE takes the scenic route through Edward Hotspur's mind and shows you the world as you have never seen it before.