Bill May was raised by a gaggle of Ewoks on the forest moon of Endor. All was well until one day when he walked into a swinging log trap. Since that day he has been able to channel the Force ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi. Although he considers it more of a curse than a privilege, he feels compelled to document the dead Jedi's thoughts and feelings. Now, wherever he goes, whether it be the Endor moon mall, the Endor moon cineplex, or even the Endor moon skating rink, he runs the risk of being possessed by "Old Ben" and spewing out some famous words of wisdom. "You have taken your first step, blah, blah, blah," you get the point.
Bill is currently holed up somewhere writing the great American superhero novel.
This is the satirical saga of "Ben" Kenobi during his first five years protecting Luke Skywalker on Tatooine. Ben hoped living the life of a hermit would be a quiet one, but then came the temperamental Tuskens, rogue Jedi, dead friends, hippie Wookiees, clumsy bounty hunters, a new lover and her jealous husband. The Clone Wars were a vacation compared to the Ramblings of a Crazy Old Hermit.