H. B. Farmer


H. B. Farmer is the nom de plume of the brilliant minds behind the world famous Hillbilly Farms website. Hillbilly Farms was founded in 2003 and we've come a long way since then, but unfortunately we have been traveling in the wrong direction. To join us on our downhill journey go to www.hillbillyfarms.org.

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Written to Death: A Murder, She Parodied Mystery
Price: Free! Words: 9,500. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2020. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Yet another murder has been committed in Cabot Cove, and Jessica Fletcher's meddling has landed her right in the middle of the investigation. To solve this case, Jessica teams up with fellow mystery writer Diana Dillard. Together they snoop for clues to try to catch a killer.
The Horse Who Wouldn't Die: The Biography of a Useless Horse
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,920. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is the true story of a horse who defied the odds and inspired a nation...wait, wait...that's the wrong story, the wrong horse. This is the story of a different kind of horse. This is the story of a failed showjumper, turned failed show hunter, turned failed school horse, who eventually found his calling as a pasture ornament.
Digitopolis Recalculated
Price: Free! Words: 3,730. Language: English. Published: February 10, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Nonfiction » Children's Books » Mathematics / General
Disorder reigns in Digitopolis! Something has gone haywire in the the land where numbers rule. Milo, Tock, and the Humbug must return to Digitopolis to restore order to the realm. Their journey begins with a visit to their old friend the Mathemagician, who sends them on their quest. During their adventure they meet a cast of odd characters and encounter some challenging mathematics.
The Big George Morris Clinic
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,220. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Nonfiction » Sports & outdoor recreation » Equestrian » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
This choose your own misadventure book offers you the once in a lifetime opportunity to attend a clinic with the infamous George Morris. "The Big George Morris Clinic" is a chance to learn from the best and experience what it feels like to get yelled at by a legend. What will happen when George Morris comes to town? YOU decide!

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