HLH Pattison


A lifetime resident of British Columbia, HLH Pattison was born in Vernon, and currently resides in Vancouver.

He's been a ranch hand, dishwasher, internet-café clerk, and a comic shop guy.

When not authoring amazing feats of fiction, he's often feeding birds.

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The Man Who Could Fly But Probably Shouldn't've
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 55,480. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Throughout the course of human history, only three people have ever managed to achieve flight through sheer focused concentration. Everybody else simply pooped their own pants.

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