HLH Pattison


A lifetime resident of British Columbia, HLH Pattison was born in Vernon, and currently resides in Vancouver.

He's worked as a ranch hand, dishwasher, internet cafe barrista, and currently is stationed as a salesman within one of Canada's largest comic book stores.

The Man Who Could Fly But Probably Shouldn't've is his first book.

When not authoring amazing feats of fiction, he's often feeding birds.

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The Man Who Could Fly But Probably Shouldn't've
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 55,480. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Throughout the course of human history, only three people have ever managed to achieve flight through sheer focused concentration. Everybody else simply pooped their own pants.

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