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Bookish Austin will be glad to get to college and away from his inappropriately sexy red-headed stepmom Barbara, whose presence has been making him feel *very* odd lately... But the poor boy doesn't know the half of it! On drop-off day, "Babs" insists on showing him a mysterious spot in the woods she remembers from her own wild college days, and that's when things get *frighteningly* freaky!!
Sweet florist Mindy only has eyes for her hubby Mark, and sensitive carpenter Mark feels the same. But when they attend the same Hallowe'en party as rich corporate d-bags Karen and Brad, coincidentally wearing the same costumes, the darkness and champagne engender a series of sexy oopsies that leave all concerned feeling violated in more ways than one!
Hubby Dennis just can't win! First he was laid off by his law firm, and then he lost big betting on hockey. He owes a bundle to a bad-news frat boy, but the cocky kid fancies his demure wife Beatrice and offers to forgive the debt for an evening with her as his sexual plaything. Sweet Bea agrees for the safety of her dear husband — but will her night with Psycho Jimmy break her or wake her?
Craig doesn't have much to be thankful for these days. Sure, he's successful and all, but his icy blonde wife Melanie just doesn't seem interested in sex anymore. Her bubbly little sister Autumn, however, is (barely) all grown up and *very* interested! Poor Craig is only human, and after he finally loses control and makes a move, he ends up having the hottest and *strangest* Thanksgiving ever!!
Jennifer and Sarah Nyte are 18-year-old twin sisters who've been sent to strict St. Madeleine's school for being too horny. They've experimented with lesbianism, but have never had a man and are just dying for one. When they get all wet for the nude statues on a museum field trip, a rugged older archaeologist drags them to the basement for a private lesson in man-pleasing and sister-love.
Something's the matter with that Lily! The petite college blonde dresses like a pin-up girl, flashes her professors, and can't get enough of rough sex with anonymous older men. She's a genius, but she just can't seem to make self-respecting choices. This book contains the stories "Lily's Prom-Dress Adventure," "A Trip to the Vagina Doctor," and "Little Miss Pantyhose" all in one collection.
It wasn't easy, but hot-blooded Susan used all her willpower to be a good girl during her college years, so that she would one day be able to marry rich and respectably. Now the well-bred beauty has earned her "MRS," but her hard-working hubby doesn't satisfy her wifely needs! Susan enlists a therapist to help her deal with her frustration... and his unorthodox methods really do the trick!
Happy birthday to Holly! It's too bad she has to work on her special day, but her dominant older manager has been watching the calendar and is going to make her 18th very special... right in the bathroom of the fast-food joint where she works, while her little friends listen from outside the door! A whole new world is opening wide for Holly... but will she ever be able to sit down again in it?
This first anthology of one-handed reading from your special friends at Human Color Erotica contains six works of unabashed filth from mistresses and masters of the naughty short story Katharine Lane, Christopher Noel, Ally Gwinnett, & Michael Crash. This is NOT "romance" — it is hardcore through and through! But it's so intelligently written that you won't have to feel (too) guilty.
Apprentice lawyer Jenny is learning the ropes and turning the heads in the big city. But when a camping expedition with her boss and his family goes haywire and leaves them stranded, she'll have to negotiate a *very* unorthodox deal with some rough mountain men to save their skins! Jenny will make partner someday... but in the meantime, how many "partners" will she have to "make?!"
Gorgeous Marguerite thinks she's brightening everyone's day by showing off her body in the workplace, but the silly girl couldn't be more wrong! When the busty ditz trots in with her whole rack practically hanging out, her supervisor decides she needs correction and won't take "no" for an answer! But that's only the beginning of Marguerite's humbling, thanks to redheaded office sadist Kelly!
Midwestern wifey Pam's plans to go back to work after the baby was old enough hit an unexpected snag when she ended up getting turned into her dominant Black boss's bareback love slave. Oops!! Sensitive hubby Ben is crushed when he catches her *dripping* with guilt, and mortified Pam would give anything to make it up to him — including a "hall pass" to seduce their busty teenage goth babysitter!
Laurel loves the Autumn almost as much as she loves screwing her way to the top of the food-blogger world or mesmerizing every man she meets with her surreal 36F boobs. And since it provides an excuse for both pumpkin pie & risqué costumes, Hallowe'en is the part she loves best of all. When Laurel finally finds the perfect pumpkin patch, the shy young farmboy ends up loving *her* best of all.
Candy is thrilled to be helping out on Thanksgiving, but Candy's mother is less than thrilled by the way her ludicrously busty daughter fills out her fancy dress. The nerdy son of Candy's father's business partner, however, doesn't mind at all! The two inexperienced youngsters finally get a chance to sneak off and *explore*, but can they manage to make each other thankful without getting caught?
Jocky Travis was glad to get to college and away from his dorky little sister Hannah. She could be cute, but just refuses to act normal! When Travis is home on break and catches Hannah reading a dirty book, there's certainly nothing normal about how she responds. It's good that Hannah is finally showing an interest in sex... but to want to "practice" on her own brother?! What a little freak!!