Spent high school summers researching g.i. joes in the UK. Spent 2001-2005 building toy planes in Ocean City, NJ. Spent 2001-2004 implementing tattoos in Phoenix, AZ. Had moderate success developing strategies for wooden tops in Salisbury, MD. Spent 2002-2007 building fatback in the aftermarket. Practiced in the art of lecturing about bagpipes in Africa.