Isaac Thorne

Biography

Isaac Thorne is a nice man who has, over the course of his life, developed a modest ability to spin a good yarn. Really. He promises. He also avoids public men’s restrooms at all costs.

Smashwords Interview

When did you first start writing?
First Grade. My first story was about overalls and why everyone should wear them.
What motivated you to become an indie author?
Funny horrific ideas occur to me on a regular basis. Writing them down seemed like a simple way to prevent them from eating me inside out. Putting them out there for other people to read seemed like a simple way to keep the neighborhood kids off my lawn.
Read more of this interview.

Where to find Isaac Thorne online


Books

Road Kills
Pre-release—available October 1, 2017. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 86,180. Language: English. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
ROAD KILLS is a collection of short tales of dark comic horror from the mind of Isaac Thorne. These stories are all connected to travel, to the road. After all, it is always lurking there, quiet and dark, just waiting for you to come out for a drive or a walk or a jog. However you next confront it, the road is already there, plotting.
Decision Paralysis
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,790. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General
Tina finds herself captive in the backseat of her granny's car. She watches as the last of her granny's sanity ebbs away. Meanwhile, the car speeds and careens wildly down the streets of Tina's hometown with Tina trapped in the backseat and her granny paralyzed behind the wheel. Can Tina help her granny break free from her spiral in time to save both their lives? The decision is in her hands.
Diggum
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,650. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General
Meet Diggum, the local graveyard caretaker, who lives in a small cottage at the edge of the cemetery. Diggum has spent most of his life angry with God, whom he blames for the devastating house fire that cost Diggum his family. But Diggum has a secret. It is a secret he hopes to carry to his own grave. It is a secret that he hopes will finally get him his ultimate revenge on God.
Bedside Manner
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,240. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
Throughout history ghosts have haunted the imaginations of young children. On a few occasions, they have reportedly compelled those children to perform unspeakable acts of horror against the living. BEDSIDE MANNER documents one child’s attempts to resist.
Because Reasons
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,720. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Crime
She's not bad. She's just bored. So one night Tiffany decides she's going to go out and have some real fun. Some blood-soaked fun. Because fun is powerful and power is legit. Because being bored is worse than being dead. Because she can. Because reasons.
The Murder of Crows
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,550. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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In a near future of zero tolerance, Big Brother is not entirely born of the government. He is also your local news, your social media friends and followers, your neighbors. It was only a matter of time before someone found a way to capitalize on it. A satire of modern media and popular culture, THE MURDER OF CROWS attempts to follow the trend of public shaming to what could be its ultimate end.
Dislike
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,490. Language: English. Published: April 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological
It’s difficult to judge a person’s tone based on what they post online. Two social network friends of William Dennison are about to find out for themselves how difficult it can be. After losing both his marriage and his job in a single day, William takes to a popular social networking site to vent. There it becomes clear to his friends that he is unraveling. Can they stop him before it's too late?
Hoppers
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,670. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Mike Bragg is a man you can trust. He'll fix your car up right. He might even drive it home himself, just to make sure it's running exactly the way he thinks it should before you get it back. But when he accidentally runs over a small brown rabbit on his way home from work one day, Mike chalks up the incident as just another insignificant rodent casualty.
Nobody Was Here
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,470. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Horror » Crime
There are monsters of this world. They look like us. They behave like us. They even have dreams and ambitions like us. But they are not us. At least, we do not like to think so. Sometimes, as is the case with traveling family man Reed Reese, we are confronted by these monsters. Usually when we are most vulnerable. They might not even view it as a confrontation, but we do.

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